Mojo Maniac's definitions

Stand Down

This is a Military term used to tell a subordinate to shut his pie hole.

Sgt.: Sir,I believe you are an Imbecile, Lt.
LT: You better Stand Down or I will have you standing tall before the man, Sgt.

by Mojo Maniac August 16, 2008

Sucking Hind Titty

1.In the animal kingdom, the runt of the litter gets stuck with the tit closest to the ass of the animal. Which has the least amount of milk in it.Therefore the meaning has evolved into human terms as to get the shitty end of the stick, to get leftoversor to be the last in line.

Alvin was in on the gang bang but he ended up Sucking Hind Titty.

by Mojo Maniac August 1, 2008

I Flaked

This is used primarily by people in Hollwood to explain why they didn't show up at a planned event that they promised to attend.

Arnold: Dude,you promised to come to my private party and bring the cocaine.
Sylvester:Dude, I Flaked.
Arnold:Oh, that's cool.

by Mojo maniac October 7, 2008

Bungee Cord

1.This is a highly flexible rope that is used in the sport of Bungee Jumping.
2.A flexible rope that has a hook on each end, used for securing things to something else so as to transport safely.

1. Jim Bob tied his Bungee Cord to his body but forgot to tie it to the bridge and now he is lying at the bottom of the river.


2. Jim Bob used his Bungee Cord to secure his porno mags to his bicycle.

by Mojo Maniac August 5, 2008

Pep Talk

This is usually a 5-10 minute speech given by your Supervisor at work,so as to make you work twice as hard for the same amount of money.

Francisco can take his Pep Talk and shove it up his ass because I ain't working any harder.

by Mojo Maniac August 6, 2008

Chocolate Pickle

This is what you get when your bitch takes a shit while your all up in her ass.

My bitch gave a Chocolate Pickle last night so I gave her a Dirty Sanchez.

by Mojo Maniac August 5, 2008

Opium Den

An opium den is an establishment where opium is sold and smoked. Patrons recline in order to hold the long opium pipes over oil lamps that heat the drug until it vaporizes and the smoker will inhale the intoxicating vapors.

I spent most of my time in Viet Nam in an Opium Den getting high smoking lots of Opium.

by Mojo Maniac August 2, 2008