George Bush's presidency has been an utter comcastrophe.
A Ben Affleck movie marathon is on HBO? What a comcastrophe!
A Ben Affleck movie marathon is on HBO? What a comcastrophe!
by C-Dawg06 January 24, 2006
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1) What you call an incident in which people of Arizona being forced to watch porn in the middle of Super Bowl, their beloved Cardinals got screwed moments after.
2) Receive crappy service
2) Receive crappy service
COMCASTROPHE!
by Idiot-Finder2 February 4, 2009
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by Red Baron December 16, 2004
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It was fine until we got back to my place. He couldn't keep it up. The cat tried to bite his dick. So I just blew him, so it would all be over. It was a coitastrophe.
It was fine until we got back to my place. He couldn't keep it up. The cat tried to bite his dick. So I just blew him, so it would all be over. It was a coitastrophe.
by OMR-Louisville February 23, 2015
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The point where you finally accept the fact that everything's as fucked up as it sounds, and if you gave in now it would be an utter colastrophe cause this shit show ain't gonna get better than this moment right now so embrace it for as long as it lasts and don't stop knowing it's gonna be alright..
by Hell00000 October 25, 2019
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-Wow, what a Comcatastrophe!
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-Comcast dug up my yard without asking! What a Comcatastrophe!
-Wow, what a Comcatastrophe!
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-Comcast dug up my yard without asking! What a Comcatastrophe!
by Home slice October 3, 2008
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