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comcastrophe 

An event that is, in a fundamental way, Comcastic.
A car crash is tragic. A twenty-car pileup, more so. But a twenty-car pileup involving just clown cars... now that's a Comcastrophe.
comcastrophe by carpainterly May 29, 2007

comcastrophe 

1) What you call an incident in which people of Arizona being forced to watch porn in the middle of Super Bowl, their beloved Cardinals got screwed moments after.

2) Receive crappy service
COMCASTROPHE!
comcastrophe by Idiot-Finder2 February 4, 2009

cumtastrophe 

A horrific event in which one is slammed in the face with such a considerable and inordinate payload of semen that their universe is forever chang-ed.
1) If i ever ran into Brooke Burke on the street, i would drop trou and she would be the direct object of the greatest cumtastrophe the world has ever seen.
2) Sometimes, I just want to go to a Japanese massage parlor. Only problem is...because i love asian women so much, when I get the happy ending, it usually turns into a cumtastrophe.
cumtastrophe by Red Baron December 16, 2004

Coitastrophe 

Catastrophic coitus. Aka terrible sex. When the P and the V just don't seem to sync correctly.
How was your date with Brian?

It was fine until we got back to my place. He couldn't keep it up. The cat tried to bite his dick. So I just blew him, so it would all be over. It was a coitastrophe.
Coitastrophe by OMR-Louisville February 23, 2015

Colastrophe 

The principle theory of heteroepitaxially-based probabilistic failure that you can't stop, literally and can also be used to describe the visible display of probabilistic (i.e. Internaly motivating factors with excessive patterns) scatter phase of lasers may induce visual artifacting in cognitive reasoning and delay discrete resolution in characterization.
The point where you finally accept the fact that everything's as fucked up as it sounds, and if you gave in now it would be an utter colastrophe cause this shit show ain't gonna get better than this moment right now so embrace it for as long as it lasts and don't stop knowing it's gonna be alright..
Colastrophe by Hell00000 October 25, 2019

comcatastrophe 

Any disaster involving Comcast. (The word is a portmanteau of Comcast and catastrophe.)
-Awwww mannn, my Comcast connection goes out every couple days!
-Wow, what a Comcatastrophe!
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-Comcast dug up my yard without asking! What a Comcatastrophe!
comcatastrophe by Home slice October 3, 2008
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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