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Adjective meaning really, really shitty.
I'm trying to get my internet and cable to work and Comcast just put me on hold for the fourth time. It's comcastic.
by Leah hates you all February 12, 2006
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Describes something that is not merely horribly, horribly bad, but actively offensive in some universal way. The worst possible kind of idea that a human being can conceive.
I predict that in the next Comcast commercial, Adolf Hitler will be shilling products at a synagogue. That's Comcastic!
by carpainterly May 14, 2007
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Paying for a service but not actually receiving it.
EXAMPLE A: Person 1: Man, the movie channels don't work again!
Person 2: Duh, they're comcastic.

EXAMPLE B: I paid this girl 40 bucks to go down on me, but she took the money and ran. On her way out, I screamed at her, "Bitch, you are comcastic!"
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Incapable of accomplishing simple tasks.
My service is comcastic - that is to say they put down the wrong name, didn't show up, and made me wait an extra week to be connected.
by Truxen July 21, 2006
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an adjective describing an experience with a cable provider that is so terrible, no other adjective will suffice.
The cable installer came late, stayed 3 hours but didn't successfully fix anything, and texted me repeatedly after he left, soliciting sex and pleading "just one night, you won't regret it or forget it." It was comcastic.
by lildebbie261 August 19, 2008
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An adjective attempting to express the seemingly beautiful nature of an object or service, ultimately representing the epitome of broken dreams and false promises.
We had a six pack and freshly microwaved nachos, everything was ready to go. The Sopranos' finale was about to come on, when the cable went all comcastic again.
by g.sus May 29, 2006
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The horrible inverse of fantastic.
"I was on hold with Tech Support for half an hour when I finally got through. After explaining the problem my VOIP went out. COMcastic."
by BradWheat March 13, 2007
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