comcatastrophe

Any disaster involving Comcast. (The word is a portmanteau of Comcast and catastrophe.)

-Awwww mannn, my Comcast connection goes out every couple days!
-Wow, what a Comcatastrophe!
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-Comcast dug up my yard without asking! What a Comcatastrophe!

by Home slice October 3, 2008

comcastrophe

A situation that epitomizes all things comcastic; a complete fiasco.

George Bush's presidency has been an utter comcastrophe.

A Ben Affleck movie marathon is on HBO? What a comcastrophe!

by C-Dawg06 January 24, 2006

comcastrophe

An event that is, in a fundamental way, Comcastic.

A car crash is tragic. A twenty-car pileup, more so. But a twenty-car pileup involving just clown cars... now that's a Comcastrophe.

by carpainterly May 29, 2007

cocktastrophe

when giving a bj, you actualdently bite off the cock.

"AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN SEE THE LIGHT"
"oh no! get him to the hospital, its a cocktastrophe!:

by Paul Webb September 15, 2003

Cocktastrophe

An event in which a friend accidentally and unwantingly sees another friend's dick. This may also include any awkward aftermath.

I walked in on Chris changing the other day and saw his dick. We haven't been able to look each other in the eyes since...it's been a total cocktastrophe.

by Gusselsprout March 12, 2011

comcastrophe

1) What you call an incident in which people of Arizona being forced to watch porn in the middle of Super Bowl, their beloved Cardinals got screwed moments after.

2) Receive crappy service

COMCASTROPHE!

by Idiot-Finder2 February 4, 2009

cocktastrophe

So many men with penises, not including Wendy Williams, in the same room that their is about to be a catastrophe. Cocktastrophes have lead to some of the worst fights and wars in the history of the world. Including Kim and Nene fighting on real houswives of Atlanta.

There are so many men in that room that there is about to be a cocktastrophe. This is the same as a Vagaster buy with cocks.

by asperger's September 5, 2012