OMR-Louisville's definitions

Coitastrophe

Catastrophic coitus. Aka terrible sex. When the P and the V just don't seem to sync correctly.

How was your date with Brian?

It was fine until we got back to my place. He couldn't keep it up. The cat tried to bite his dick. So I just blew him, so it would all be over. It was a coitastrophe.

by OMR-Louisville February 23, 2015

sorbae

Someone you hook up with after a serious relationship. Like eating a sorbet - it cleanses the palette.

So Lucy broke up with Jim?
Yea....but he found a sorbae so he's doing ok.

by OMR-Louisville July 21, 2017

fuckeduptials

A wedding celebration that is sure to be a drunk shit-show.

Are you excited for Susan and Brad's big day? Get ready to celebrate their fuckeduptials.

by OMR-Louisville June 1, 2017