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Catastrophic coitus. Aka terrible sex. When the P and the V just don't seem to sync correctly.
How was your date with Brian?

It was fine until we got back to my place. He couldn't keep it up. The cat tried to bite his dick. So I just blew him, so it would all be over. It was a coitastrophe.
by OMR-Louisville February 23, 2015
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