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comcastrophe 

A situation that epitomizes all things comcastic; a complete fiasco.
George Bush's presidency has been an utter comcastrophe.

A Ben Affleck movie marathon is on HBO? What a comcastrophe!
comcastrophe by C-Dawg06 January 24, 2006

comcastrophe 

An event that is, in a fundamental way, Comcastic.
A car crash is tragic. A twenty-car pileup, more so. But a twenty-car pileup involving just clown cars... now that's a Comcastrophe.
comcastrophe by carpainterly May 29, 2007

colostrophe 

Noun: The catastrophic failure of a colostomy bag

Informal: An embarrassing event or occurrence
"I woke up after the stag next to my sister and wearing her thong. What a colostrophe!"
colostrophe by Michael A A February 7, 2008

comcastrophe 

1) What you call an incident in which people of Arizona being forced to watch porn in the middle of Super Bowl, their beloved Cardinals got screwed moments after.

2) Receive crappy service
COMCASTROPHE!
comcastrophe by Idiot-Finder2 February 4, 2009

comtastrophe 

When the state representative posted half naked pictures to his instagram it was a comtastrophe when the media picked it up.
comtastrophe by BlindRef February 5, 2014