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When someone incorrectly uses a conma instead of an apostrophe. This is a commostrophe.

A commostrophe - "You really don,t know when you,re beaten."

commostrophe by Sham.bles September 1, 2025

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comcastrophe

A situation that epitomizes all things comcastic; a complete fiasco.

George Bush's presidency has been an utter comcastrophe.

A Ben Affleck movie marathon is on HBO? What a comcastrophe!

comcastrophe by C-Dawg06 January 24, 2006

Related Words

commostrophe • comcastrophe • colostrophe • comtastrophe

comcastrophe

An event that is, in a fundamental way, Comcastic.

A car crash is tragic. A twenty-car pileup, more so. But a twenty-car pileup involving just clown cars... now that's a Comcastrophe.

comcastrophe by carpainterly May 29, 2007

colostrophe

Noun: The catastrophic failure of a colostomy bag

Informal: An embarrassing event or occurrence

"I woke up after the stag next to my sister and wearing her thong. What a colostrophe!"

colostrophe by Michael A A February 7, 2008

comcastrophe

1) What you call an incident in which people of Arizona being forced to watch porn in the middle of Super Bowl, their beloved Cardinals got screwed moments after.

2) Receive crappy service

COMCASTROPHE!

comcastrophe by Idiot-Finder2 February 4, 2009

comtastrophe

A communications catastrophe.

When the state representative posted half naked pictures to his instagram it was a comtastrophe when the media picked it up.

comtastrophe by BlindRef February 5, 2014

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026