Cold-Pop

Any soda from a vending machine, or ice chest, which is chilled to perfection and very satisfying at 3:30 in the morning when you wake to the smell of neighbors barbecuing at your apartment complex, only to find that "Oh, Lord Jesus - It's a fire", and you have to run for your life, forgetting your shoes and everything, Jesus. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Sweet Brown: I woke up to go get me a cold-pop, and I thought somebody was barbecuing. I said "Oh Lord Jesus, it's a fire!" and I ran, I didn't grab no shoes or nothin', Jesus... I ran for my life! Then the smoke got me! I got bronchitis! Ain't nobody got time for that!!!

Cold-Pop by Cold Pop McGee June 19, 2013

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Cold Poppin’

Gingerly insetting a frozen popsicle into your partner’s rectum and letting it melt before removing the stick.

Generally, performed to add a heightened, cold experience and/or sweet flavor to the ass before eating that booty.

I was cold poppin’ Rachel last night with a Bomb Pop. Man dat booty was sweet eats and had me singing the Stars and Stripes.

Cold Poppin’ by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018

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poppin' a cold one with the boys

When, on Saturday, you find yourself with your other working comrades and are holding I smooth cool bud light.

John came home from work, became enravelled himself in a heated argument with his wife but left hurriedly with the intention of poppin' a cold one with the boys. It was a Saturday and we all know who this day was for.

poppin' a cold one with the boys by Ddock my d May 21, 2017

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popping out a cold one

Havin it away with a dead person-necrophylia

"I was in the grave yard popping out a cold one the other day."
"You skank."

popping out a cold one by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008

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Coldpoptarts

Best meme page on the face of this planet

guy 1: hey you follow coldpoptarts?
guy 2: who?
guy 1: OMG *Shows guy 2 coldpoptarts memes*
guy 2: this guy is funny im going to follow him too

Coldpoptarts by Phatraptor October 15, 2020

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coldpop

a beer. particularly at 3305 20th road or in rapahannock, va

Adam had alot of coldpops and then Rob got a golden shower.

coldpop by Adam Bouffard November 28, 2006

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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