Lemonsisere's definitions

wanking age

The age at which a boy constantly feels the urge to masterbate.

The "wanking age" is usually about 14/15 and is commonly experienced by boys who just need to get out more. Although I wouldn't advise it as I believe masterbation is illegal in public places.

by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008

grandads greenhouse

Weed that isn't weed-chemicalised shit

"Some total wank stain tryed to flog me some grandads greenhouse the other day"
"Isit"

by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008

popping out a cold one

Havin it away with a dead person-necrophylia

"I was in the grave yard popping out a cold one the other day."
"You skank."

by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008

Bin ladden

A rhythm for beer garden

"I'm going in to the bin ladden for a fag"
"Let me join you"

by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008

super skett

A rhyme of cigerette

"I'm going out for a super skett"
"Good for you"

by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008