coldpop

a beer. particularly at 3305 20th road or in rapahannock, va

Adam had alot of coldpops and then Rob got a golden shower.

by Adam Bouffard November 28, 2006

Cold-Pop

Any soda from a vending machine, or ice chest, which is chilled to perfection and very satisfying at 3:30 in the morning when you wake to the smell of neighbors barbecuing at your apartment complex, only to find that "Oh, Lord Jesus - It's a fire", and you have to run for your life, forgetting your shoes and everything, Jesus. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Sweet Brown: I woke up to go get me a cold-pop, and I thought somebody was barbecuing. I said "Oh Lord Jesus, it's a fire!" and I ran, I didn't grab no shoes or nothin', Jesus... I ran for my life! Then the smoke got me! I got bronchitis! Ain't nobody got time for that!!!

by Cold Pop McGee June 19, 2013

Coldpoptarts

Best meme page on the face of this planet

guy 1: hey you follow coldpoptarts?
guy 2: who?
guy 1: OMG *Shows guy 2 coldpoptarts memes*
guy 2: this guy is funny im going to follow him too

by Phatraptor October 15, 2020

California Coldpocket

The act of taking a shit in ones vagina when said person is dead.

"That night my ex died. So as a last present I dug up her grave and gave her a California Coldpocket." purely an example made for comedic reasons.

by pocket boy May 12, 2009

colpophilia

pervert attachment to the vagina.

He has been trying for years to pull away from colpophilia.

by uttam maharjan August 4, 2010

colpoplasty

plastic surgery for the vagina to make it more attractive.

The ho has undergone colpoplasty.

by uttam maharjan September 29, 2010