cold on

Me: *Jumps in freezing pool*
Friend: *Jumps in after me*
Me: Ah shit! I've got a cold on!

cold on by bradentino October 8, 2016

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cold on the cob

British for an ice pop or popsicle, used especially in the West Midlands and East Midlands.

Marjorie dear, fetch me a cold on the cob from the freezer.

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The act of eating cold food in excessive amounts, no matter the taste, due to starvation.

girl: Gross!! That guy just cleaned out my fridge!

boy: Looks he's having a cold eat on.

Cold Eat On by Qwerpou April 11, 2010

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When an unsuspecting woman relaxing on the beach is the target of a man's ejaculation.

I was enjoying a nice day catching a tan on the sand but I must have dozed off because next thing I knew some guy gave me a cold frosty on the beach.

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A variation of a blowjob on the rocks, the act of sucking on a man's testicles while simultaneously holding ice cubes in the mouth.

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A phrase said when a person is stuck in a situation or says something stupid.

Dude : Becky a ugly ass hoe.
Dudette : You trippin' on cold ice dude, she thicc af watchu on??

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The police tried to pour cold water on the party until they found they were only drinking root beer.

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