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The boner you get from cold water.
Me: *Jumps in freezing pool*
Friend: *Jumps in after me*
Me: Ah shit! I've got a cold on!
cold on by bradentino October 8, 2016
Words you can keep

cold on the cob 

British for an ice pop or popsicle, used especially in the West Midlands and East Midlands.
Marjorie dear, fetch me a cold on the cob from the freezer.
cold on the cob by Ironslide July 8, 2010

Cold Eat On 

The act of eating cold food in excessive amounts, no matter the taste, due to starvation.
girl: Gross!! That guy just cleaned out my fridge!

boy: Looks he's having a cold eat on.
Cold Eat On by Qwerpou April 11, 2010

Cold Frosty on the Beach 

When an unsuspecting woman relaxing on the beach is the target of a man's ejaculation.
I was enjoying a nice day catching a tan on the sand but I must have dozed off because next thing I knew some guy gave me a cold frosty on the beach.

cold frosty on the beach 

A variation of a blowjob on the rocks, the act of sucking on a man's testicles while simultaneously holding ice cubes in the mouth.
Wendy gave Dave Thomas a cold frosty on the beach.

You Trippin' on Cold Ice

A phrase said when a person is stuck in a situation or says something stupid.
Dude : Becky a ugly ass hoe.
Dudette : You trippin' on cold ice dude, she thicc af watchu on??

pour cold water on 

to dampen or put an end to something
The police tried to pour cold water on the party until they found they were only drinking root beer.
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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