Coinky 

Male reproductive organ. Meat. Twig and berries. Johnson, Wang, Dong, Fireman, General

Girl: hey, whats that in your hand?

Guy: Its my coinky, would you like to play with it?

another example...

Girl: I am hungry.

Guy: you could eat my coinky.

Girl: Whats that?

Guy: close your eyes and I will give you a big suprise



Guy: Coinky Upinya

Coinky by The Coinkinator December 22, 2008

coinky dink 

a nicer way of saying ‘coincidence’

oh hey! what a coinky dink!

coinky dink by squirrels on surfboards December 27, 2019

coinky dink 

a coincidence

the fact that gossip girl and i had the same ideas make it a coinky dink

coinky dink by aduster June 23, 2010

Chinky Smile 

When a person smiles so hard that they're eyes crinkle up and disappear, usually someone with asian heritage but there are exceptions.

Where tf did your eyes go, Crystal? Your half-asian is showing! What a chinky smile.

Chinky Smile by Aron is better than Crystal May 30, 2017

Chinky Chose 

Brooklyn kids playing street games in the 1950's believed in karma and called it Chinky Chose. Chinky Chose was a mystical payback against cheaters. When a kid cheated to win a point, but then lost the next point (or the whole game), the other kids taunted the offender, usually in a sing-song voice and sometimes with a pointed finger, "Chinky Chose, always shows."

You cheated but lost anyway -- ha ha, Chinky Chose, always shows!

Chinky Chose by Arnold Dreckenberg May 13, 2011

Chinky Bud 

Low quality, cheap marijuana from Glasgow

Aw mate that's shite chinky bud

Chinky Bud by Stoner Sonny July 6, 2012

The Night of Conky 

A night where your friend shows up at your house, gets all drunk, and starts talking like Conky from Trailer Park Boys. He/she might also whip out a miniature Conky puppet to add to the effect.

Rachelle: Ravvviiiinnneee.
Colin: Hey Rachelle, how much have you have to drink tonight?
Rachelle: I don't know, stuuupiiid.
Fannie: Somebody take that puppet away from her. It's really pissing me off.
Andrzej: It's The Night of Conky!

The Night of Conky by cokemidget August 14, 2009