Coinky

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Male reproductive organ. Meat. Twig and berries. Johnson, Wang, Dong, Fireman, General

Girl: hey, whats that in your hand?

Guy: Its my coinky, would you like to play with it?

another example...

Girl: I am hungry.

Guy: you could eat my coinky.

Girl: Whats that?

Guy: close your eyes and I will give you a big suprise

Guy: Coinky Upinya

Coinky by The Coinkinator December 22, 2008

Words you can keep

coinky dink

a nicer way of saying ‘coincidence’

oh hey! what a coinky dink!

coinky dink by squirrels on surfboards December 27, 2019

Related Words

coinkydinkying • Coinky • Coinkydinkle • coinkydoink • coinkykink • coinkystink • co-inky-dink • co-inky-dinky • chinky • conky

coinky dink

a coincidence

the fact that gossip girl and i had the same ideas make it a coinky dink

coinky dink by aduster June 23, 2010

Chinky Smile

When a person smiles so hard that they're eyes crinkle up and disappear, usually someone with asian heritage but there are exceptions.

Where tf did your eyes go, Crystal? Your half-asian is showing! What a chinky smile.

Chinky Smile by Aron is better than Crystal May 30, 2017

Chinky Chose

Brooklyn kids playing street games in the 1950's believed in karma and called it Chinky Chose. Chinky Chose was a mystical payback against cheaters. When a kid cheated to win a point, but then lost the next point (or the whole game), the other kids taunted the offender, usually in a sing-song voice and sometimes with a pointed finger, "Chinky Chose, always shows."

You cheated but lost anyway -- ha ha, Chinky Chose, always shows!

Chinky Chose by Arnold Dreckenberg May 13, 2011

Chinky Bud

Low quality, cheap marijuana from Glasgow

Aw mate that's shite chinky bud

Chinky Bud by Stoner Sonny July 6, 2012

The Night of Conky

A night where your friend shows up at your house, gets all drunk, and starts talking like Conky from Trailer Park Boys. He/she might also whip out a miniature Conky puppet to add to the effect.

Rachelle: Ravvviiiinnneee.
Colin: Hey Rachelle, how much have you have to drink tonight?
Rachelle: I don't know, stuuupiiid.
Fannie: Somebody take that puppet away from her. It's really pissing me off.
Andrzej: It's The Night of Conky!

The Night of Conky by cokemidget August 14, 2009

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026