Coinky

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Male reproductive organ. Meat. Twig and berries. Johnson, Wang, Dong, Fireman, General

Girl: hey, whats that in your hand?

Guy: Its my coinky, would you like to play with it?

another example...

Girl: I am hungry.

Guy: you could eat my coinky.

Girl: Whats that?

Guy: close your eyes and I will give you a big suprise

Guy: Coinky Upinya

Coinky by The Coinkinator December 22, 2008

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coinky dink

a nicer way of saying ‘coincidence’

oh hey! what a coinky dink!

coinky dink by squirrels on surfboards December 27, 2019

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coinky dink

a coincidence

the fact that gossip girl and i had the same ideas make it a coinky dink

coinky dink by aduster June 23, 2010

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Chinky Smile

When a person smiles so hard that they're eyes crinkle up and disappear, usually someone with asian heritage but there are exceptions.

Where tf did your eyes go, Crystal? Your half-asian is showing! What a chinky smile.

Chinky Smile by Aron is better than Crystal May 30, 2017

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Chinky Chose

Brooklyn kids playing street games in the 1950's believed in karma and called it Chinky Chose. Chinky Chose was a mystical payback against cheaters. When a kid cheated to win a point, but then lost the next point (or the whole game), the other kids taunted the offender, usually in a sing-song voice and sometimes with a pointed finger, "Chinky Chose, always shows."

You cheated but lost anyway -- ha ha, Chinky Chose, always shows!

Chinky Chose by Arnold Dreckenberg May 13, 2011

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Chinky Bud

Low quality, cheap marijuana from Glasgow

Aw mate that's shite chinky bud

Chinky Bud by Stoner Sonny July 6, 2012

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The Night of Conky

A night where your friend shows up at your house, gets all drunk, and starts talking like Conky from Trailer Park Boys. He/she might also whip out a miniature Conky puppet to add to the effect.

Rachelle: Ravvviiiinnneee.
Colin: Hey Rachelle, how much have you have to drink tonight?
Rachelle: I don't know, stuuupiiid.
Fannie: Somebody take that puppet away from her. It's really pissing me off.
Andrzej: It's The Night of Conky!

The Night of Conky by cokemidget August 14, 2009

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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