cofus

Cofus

A complete god of everything and anything.

Cofus can also mean mindful or memorable, Cofus is also used as a name by some.

Cofus;
That guy is a complete cofus.

Cofus;
That was very cofus thing to say.

by PlumsAreBae February 26, 2018

Shy/Asshole Confusion

Coined by Larry David in the "The Acupuncturist" episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Shy/Asshole Confusion is when one mistakes a shy person's quiet demeanor for that of an asshole.

Larry: I don't know why you call him an asshole. He's not an asshole, he's just shy.

Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-

Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.

by Meeyort Snurn May 22, 2008

Confused him

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.

My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

confused boner

A term for when one is aroused by something they know they should not be aroused by.

"When I looked at that picture of Kermit and miss Piggy making out I got a confused boner"

by Naked Mongoose May 15, 2014

confused screaming

When you don't know what the hell is happening and you confused AF

Friend: I don't like women because women like dick and that's gay.

Me: *confused screaming*

by DontHaveALife April 13, 2018

confusament

An imaginary legal term referenced by public defenders; Intended to be a mixture of confusion and argument.

I saw two people engaged in confusament at the Big "B".

Sandy and Jimbo always have some sort of confusament when they arrive at a scene.

by slaw diggity dawg March 9, 2010

confuselled

means 1 word and only 1 word: confused.

A: im confuselled :-S

by drako December 22, 2004