Colusa

God's country. Only the most bad of badasses live here. Most jobs in agriculture. There is one prostistue named Scary Shary but she moved to Williams. All the people here are cool except for few spoiled kids like Mattie Myers and Cheyenne Rogers. Rumors circulate fast, but if your cool, you don't let that shit phase you. If you wanna be a badass, move to colusa.

I wish i lived in Colusa.
Too bad i live in Maxwell:(

by LukeC. May 10, 2011

colusa

A small town near Yuba City. Most jobs are in agriculture.

colusa has a river flowing through it.

by unknown May 13, 2005

colusa

A small town near yuba city california. most jobs are in the agriculture area. it has some camp areas near the sacramento river.

have you ever heard of colusa?

by unknown February 26, 2005

Colasante Protocol

A protocol designed to eliminate confusion when a phone call loses signal or is otherwise disrupted. Named after the person who created it.

The protocol is, whoever made the initial call is the one who calls back; the other doesn't attempt to reconnect. This eliminates those awkward moments when both parties try to reconnect at the same time.

"I lost you so I tried to call you back but I kept going straight to voicemail."

"You should have followed the Colasante Protocol.

by Die Fledermaus August 23, 2019

kokichi pony colosal

a god

Kokichi Pony ColoSaL

by iabdkvsivwhwhsh July 16, 2021

cousall

cool, calm, collected. They are loved by everyone.

man, i wish i was a cousall

by cman09121 February 24, 2012

Calusa

Def 1. A tribe of Native Americans that settled in Southwest Florida. No living Calusa survive today.

Def 2. A micronation founded in 2003 in Southwest Florida. Known for its lax policies towards extradition and endangered species.

A: Did you hear what happened to Dave's girlfriend?
B: No, what happened?
A: She went Calusa on him?
B: What does that mean?
A: She disappeared

by Monksrq October 1, 2016