Cobus 

An outstanding drummer from South Africa, commonly known through youtube. All Cobus(es) live for God, drum for fun, and exceed their flirting skills at odd hours of the night. They are often late to arrive, but always find ways to make up for it.

1. That Cobus is wicked cool.
2. I hope you don't mean a Cobus soon.
3. "That's inappropriate... don't be a Cobus".
4. If you're looking for a good vacation spot, I hear Cobus Land is pretty insane.

Cobus by ItsOddTree September 13, 2009

Cobus 

Cobus

Cobus is a person who is wicked cool and legitly awesome at drummming
His name useually consists of lots of flem
potg*flem*ter
Usually says Booya in many situations and can beatbox like a beast
Their hair has an insane amount of gel in it to keep it held up

He makes insane DVD's, but unluckily a Cobus will useually have a poor internet connection (not of his own fault)

EX 1 "Dude whos that guy on the drums"

"He is so obviously a cobus"

"BOOYA"

EX 2
"Hey dude you wanna come down to my house"

"Booya man that would be wicked cool"

"ha ha ur such a Cobus"

Cobus by XBeantownX September 13, 2009

Cobus 

A Cobus is an insanely wicked cool drummer from Cobus Land with incredibly cool hair!!

A Cobus is usually seen flirting with an Audrey and has a diet of red bull and chocolate. He also has an insanely wicked cool friend called Jason!!

Cobi have a unique self defence mechanism of saying "Booya!" in a freakish and scarey way to force their way through swarms of fans.

The inspirer of Cobus who made him great goes by the name of Dolbear! (As shown on one of his facebook posts)

The cobus vocabulary consists of:
Cobus Potgieter
DVD
Booya!
Wicked cool
Legitly

Example 1:
Crazy fan "I love you so much Cobus!!!!"

Cobus "BOOYA!!!"

Crazy fan "AHHHHHHHHHHH"

Example 2:
"Wow, there are hundreds of people with wicked cool hair playing drums with chocolate and red bull!!"

"They must be Cobi"

Cobus by dolbear September 15, 2009

Cobus 

Beast of a person! Very funny. A Cobus is also an amazing drummer and musician. They also like to shout "Booya" and say fo shizzle a lot.
Cobuses are also involved in a program that cheers up emo kids.

1. There's this wicked cool dude from South Africa and he's a total Cobus.

2. The hardest name to pronounce is Cobus.

Cobus by nickm70 September 14, 2009

Cobus 

Cobus is generally a pleasant human however he can be considered a little classy but a little ghetto.

Can be found near carbs and alcohol and will usually opt for a brandy and coke. He thinks his masculinity is toxic, but the only thing toxic about him is his love of alcohol.

He loves quickly, honestly and wholeheartedly.

Cobus is such a lad. Whatta guy!
That’s such a Cobus thing to do.

Cobus by Thatguyplayinginthesand November 22, 2021

You got corn cobs in your ears 

Told to someone when they are not listening or they didn't understand something you told them. This is more politically correct instead of saying are you fucking deaf you retard.

You must not have heard me or do you got corn cobs in your ears?

You got corn cobs in your ears by TV CAR April 10, 2010

Combustible lemon

A lemon that can burn your house down.

All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

Combustible lemon by TimeDeatH May 22, 2011