Comus 

a really great psych-folk band from the 70s

"Down like a movie star", by Comus

Comus by spacey stacy July 23, 2008

Comus 

1)A Roman god of parties.

2)A disbanded Mardi Gras parade group.

3)A Cthulhu-obsessed internet used with uncommon writing skills, and poor skills in all the other arts.

If you need to get drunk in a hurry, pray to Comus for a miracle.

The float by Comus was the only one without a topless woman. They went for full-frontal.

Damnit, Comus, don't you have anything better to do with your time than to make definitions on the Urban Dictionary?

Comus by Anonymous January 3, 2005

comps leech 

A comps leech is someone who goes on a Vegas trip that is paid for mostly by comps from the rest of the group without actually providing any comps. This parasite tends to be a redder, which explains their inability to accumulate any substantial comps. Despite receiving a free room, they refuse to pay for even a $7 cab ride. They show no appreciation for the free stuff they are receiving, and often feel entitled to even more stuff.

Mich: How come I have to sleep on the cot???

Chi Chi: Because my back hurts, and because you are a comps leech.

Mich: That's BS. I think we should take turns.

Chi Chi: Yeah we dont care what you think. Next question.

comps leech by moraleboatanchor May 1, 2013

Combustible lemon

A lemon that can burn your house down.

All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

Combustible lemon by TimeDeatH May 22, 2011

He comes from a different time 

A phrase used by many people as means of justification for an older person doing or saying something typically racist, sexist, or simply insensitive. This is said because these senile people come from a time when Jews were thought of as lesser, being gay was automatic hell in your life, and don't even get me started on being black.

Gramps: Those damn Jews and their smartass Asians are stealing all of America's money! I bet they're gay too!
Donny: Sir, I find that highly offensive and racist. Bro, can you please control your blatantly racist father?
Butch: I'm very sorry bro. But you know, he comes from a different time.
Donny: I guess it's ok then...

He comes from a different time by Dang Lin Wang LXIX March 4, 2013

Here comes santa paws

Here comes Santa Paws celebrates cats dressed for Christmas!

Here comes Santa Paws celebrates pets dressed for Christmas!

Here comes santa paws by I, Wreckerrr December 14, 2020

if push comes to shove 

"If push comes to shove then we'll . . . . . "

Colloquial southern English meaning, " if it really comes to it" "if there's no other choice/option/possibility"

"If push comes to shove . . . . then we'll have to get a taxi "

if push comes to shove by Gioffre March 11, 2017