coffeed

A complete day's nutrition and a complete week's caffeine in one portable IV

I set up my coffeed prior to a long programming session.

After a week of coffeeds I had to go into detox.

by EmuSam August 05, 2011

coffee

juice of a plant that gives life and suppresses the urge for murder

i need my morning coffee

by CallMeWish November 03, 2017

coffee

A legal, addictive stimulant.

Coffee is cheaper than meth.

by MamaBurd February 11, 2012

Coffee

Legal crack

If I don't have my coffee today, I'm going to kill someone.

by A Stove November 28, 2013

coffee

liquid intelligence

My caffeine induced ramblings are critically acclaimed. Coffee is ingenuity.

by cowbella March 22, 2009

Coffee

When i wake up in the morning, its there. When i go outside, its in my hand. when i go to sleep, its there, next to me.

This is what caffeine and coffee does to me does to me:)

by Coffeeaddict5000 July 24, 2011

coffee

sex in its liquid form

coffee is the greatest and most vital invention since the wheel

by cyber573 April 09, 2008