coffeedub 

going to someones home with coffee and a doobie.

First coined in Welland ON, Canada

"Coffeedub?" "ya buddy"

"I could go for a coffeedub right now."

"Coffeedub after work?"

coffeedub by theallansmithy January 17, 2014

Coffeed Out 

1. When you have consumed too much coffee and you feel like your gutts are curling up.

2. A caffeine overdose.

Fuck me, I'm coffeed out. I've been drinking this shit all day It's like engine oil and my insides are curling up.

Coffeed Out by tennooge May 3, 2011

Coffeeful 

kaw-fee-fool, kof-ee-fool, Adj.

1. To be full on coffee and have no further appetite.
2. To be restless or hyper due to drinking caffeinated coffee in excess.

I ordered a bagel but got coffeeful and now don't want it.

Drinking coffee at 2AM has made me so coffeeful that I think I will go for a run.

Coffeeful by Wordasaurus Text March 4, 2013

coffeedence 

The sudden burst of confidence, focus, or creativity one experiences during or immediately following the consumption of coffee/caffeine.

"Holy shit, I’ve never seen Bob give such a good presentation. He on drugs or something?"

"No, but he had a double shot of espresso this morning -- must be coffeedence."

coffeedence by wordmaestro August 3, 2012

Coffeetabled 

To get hit or be bit by a coffee table

James: don't worry about Daniel, he's harmless, he was coffeetabled as a child

Coffeetabled by Yahooey12 July 7, 2019

coffeedence 

(n) - the pyschological feeling of empowerment one possesses from purchasing and drinking a Yuppie-style beverage.

Guy 1 : "I feel awesome! I can take on the day!"

Guy 2: "Considering you are holding that frozen mocha, sounds like you got some coffeedence!

coffeedence by HappyHenry35 April 3, 2009

coffeecupping 

Office term of somebody that goes around with a coffee cup and sips coffee from it, talks to others and in general seems to be relaxed and not doing much.
It can also be used metaphorically to indicate somebody that is lazy in the office.

"Guys, stop coffeecupping around and do some stuff if you don't want the boss to fire you."

coffeecupping by MikyMoose March 3, 2009