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Coffeezilla 

Coffeezilla, also known as Stephen Findeisen is a gossip columnist and true-crime drama youtuber, best known for his internet trolling antics and true-crime investigative video commentary where he self-proclaims to expose alleged scams. He is most famously quoted for saying “All crypto is a scam” later backtracking and saying that “98% of crypto is a scam” that he believes without proof to be cryptocurrency scams. Due to being incentivized to receive as many views as possible, his content optimize for attention rather than accuracy according to a statement from Washington Post.
Stephen Allen Findeisen: Did you see coffeezilla rip The Real World? He said it’s a scam because people are paying $49/month and only making $2k-$6k/mo in profit. That’s no where near 6 figures or life changing.

Andrew Tate: Shut up dweeb, I almost kind of respected Coffee with extra milk until he said that.

Tristan Tate: He is spitting venom with his words, an evil hater stuck in the matrix. These people worked hard for that $2k-$6k. Considering they are 16-25 that is amazing progress and I’m proud of em. Stephen Findeisen
Coffeezilla by coffeezilla January 18, 2023
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Stephen ‘Coffeezilla’ Findeisen 

Coffeezilla (born as Stephen Findeisen, San Antonio TX) is the son of Mike Findeisen and Betty Findeisen and has two brothers named Ben and Chris. He became a well known highly successful YouTuber that earns several thousand dollars per day off his Patreon & YouTube ads. Contradictory, the ads displayed on his videos are purchased by the very same people he hates on and claims to be attempting to defeat. He is a passionate follower of Jesus Christ and has over 2 million subscribers, most of which have been gained after recovering his channel after already being deleted once. Some have criticized his work saying it lacks purity and truth, even calling him a grifter for monetizing his videos. He is famously known for his $10,000,000 recording studio.

Coffeezilla, also known as Stephen Findeisen is a gossip columnist and true-crime drama youtuber, best known for his internet trolling antics and true-crime investigative video commentary where he self-proclaims to expose alleged scams.

The reliability of his true-crime content have been called into questioned and have been proven to contain false defamatory per se statements ultimately leading to being exposed by many popular YouTubers such as TechLead, Cobra Tate, Tristan Tate, David Ramms, Logan Paul and The Six Percent Entrepreneur. Despite this, he has a cult-like following consisting of men ages 16-35 who believe success as an influencer or entrepreneur is not possible without relying on unethical means.
Stephen ‘Coffeezilla’ Findeisen: Did you see me rip The Real World? I made a video calling it a scam because people are paying $49/month and only making $2k-$6k/mo in profit. HA HA! Laughable. That’s no where near 6 figures or life changing. People are so gullible.

Andrew Tate: Shut up dweeb, I almost kind of respected Coffee with extra milk until he said that.

Tristan Tate: He is spitting venom with his words, an evil hater stuck in the matrix. These people worked hard for that $2k-$6k. Considering they are 16-25 that is amazing progress and I’m proud of em.

Stephen ‘Coffeezilla’ Findeisen: sHut uPPp Sc@mM3r !!!

The Coffeezilla Effect 

The Coffeezilla Effect refers to a phenomenon where someones opinion of Stephen Findeisen (Coffeezilla) changes negatively after the person has been criticized or exposed by him.
“Man, Coffeezilla used to be such a great journalist until he pointed out how much of an idiot I am - 'The Coffeezilla Effect' in full swing.”

“Coffeezilla is a great journalist, and I can’t think of a single example of him getting one wrong - EXCEPT for when he came after ME and unleashed the 'The Coffeezilla Effect'.”
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