CockSmocker 

A CockSmocker is what you would refer to a friend of yours, who always has gross and stale sheets, towels, socks, lying around his room because he keeps jerking off into the smocks.

John: "yo Damien, why are all ya damn socks stiff???"
Gary: "its cuz he's a fucking cocksmocker, that's gross dude..."
Damien: "who are you guys? how'd you get into my house?!?!? HONEY HIDE THE KIDS!"
John: "you can hide them but you won't stop us damien" *pulls out gun*

*shots heard in the distance, muffled screaming*

Gary: "you kill the bitch and i'll bring the van 'round back"
John: "got it, why are we keeping the kids alive tho?"
Gary: "their grandparents are rich john, they'll do anything to get them back, including giving us all their retirement money"
John: "so why'd we kill Damien?"
Gary: "to show gran-gran that we're legit"

CockSmocker by Craig the crack head September 11, 2019

Cocksucker blues 

A feeling of sadness and depression, but also anger and irritability among gay men that haven’t sucked cock for a while.

Gabi has the cocksucker blues again. It’s been a wile since he sucked some man meat.

Cocksucker blues by kam75xx December 31, 2017

fucking cocksucker motherfucker 

Famous slur from the film "Usual Suspects"

Give me the fucking keys you fucking cocksucker motherfucker!

fucking cocksucker motherfucker by Loods October 5, 2007

cockblockery

The art and practice of cockblocking, generally in reference to intentional, rather than inadvertent, acts of cockblocking. However, this term can also be used to describe the tendencies of a person who possesses a certain oblivious demeanor that lends well to unintentional, albeit frequent, cockblocking activity.

This has to be at least the tenth time Stu has destroyed my chances. That guy's penchant for cockblockery knows no bounds.

cockblockery by UncleShylock July 25, 2006

CUNT-FUCK NIGGER FAGGOT BITCH WHORE SLUT FUCKER COCKSUCKER 

What you call someone when you're *really* angry.

YOU'RE SUCH A CUNT-FUCK NIGGER FAGGOT BITCH WHORE SLUT FUCKER COCKSUCKER

CUNT-FUCK NIGGER FAGGOT BITCH WHORE SLUT FUCKER COCKSUCKER by AveTrueToCaesar November 14, 2019

cockblocker

A male who unwittingly(out of ignorance) or purposefully(out of jealousy) prevents another male from engaging in debauchery with members of the female sex. Females can also cockblock, but the true essence of the word lies in the metaphor of the penis used figuratively as an impediment which thwarts any possible chances of scoring with members of the opposite sex.

friend # 1 interrupting friend # 2, who is conversing with a female at a local bar.

"Hey i don't mean to interrupt, but did you ever get the results of those STD tests that you took?

"Hey, does your Wife know where you are tonight?"

" Does your probation officer know you are here tonight?"

'What we talked about before, your experiences with Thai She Males... it's totally between us. carry on!"

"Friend # 2-- Boy, you really are a cockblocker, aren't you?

cockblocker by Lex Taliones January 17, 2010

cold calling cocksucker 

Some poor schmuck tethered to a phone peddling shitty mechandise or services to random numbers.

Craig G. Sat in a cubicle calling random people all day trying to sell them shitty stocks which he knows nothing about. What a cold calling cocksucker!

cold calling cocksucker by Frankie2times September 16, 2016