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Self Cockscious

The feeling of inadequacy when someone comments on the size of your penis.
When she asked "are you in yet?" it made me feel self cockscious.
Self Cockscious by Sweetnlowho February 10, 2019

cocknoxious 

The act of being an over barring faggot and have to make everyone in your presence know you're a cock sucker.
Man you see that guy over there at the gay bar? He's pretty fucking cocknoxious.
cocknoxious by StainedSheets July 7, 2010

cocklicious

-An attractive male.

-A man with a treat-tasty meat!
After catching a glimpse of that cocklicious guy, I couldn't resist asking him out for a drink!
cocklicious by *Jenn* April 26, 2010

Cockicious 

When your cock is so delicious that it gets cut off and served as a Chinese dish on New Year’s
I feel bad for Phil he was so cockicious that he got the Chinese CBT chop.
Cockicious by FaffyEnderman April 21, 2020

Cocknoxious 

A person who is annoying, chauvenistic, and a jerk.
Terrance is so cocknoxious
Cocknoxious by Kinko Vakowski January 14, 2006

Cocktious 

verb

1. When one is aware of all available opportunities involving dick.
Whoa black Betty, you’re super cocktious tonight (Bam-ba-Lam).
Cocktious by RevTDJake June 21, 2019
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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