cocksmock
A contraception instrument similar to a diaphram in that it prevents sperm from impregnating the female.
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cockblocktopus by demar77 March 31, 2008
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Cockblockistan
A small country (home) usually inhabited by a single father with his children living with him preventing the random hook-up or the ability to travel at will.
Friend: (12:00am call) I'm drunk and horny..come over
Dad: Sorry cant do it. I cant leave Cockblockistan
Dad: Sorry cant do it. I cant leave Cockblockistan
Cockblockistan by King Needsome December 27, 2005
cockblockery
The art and practice of cockblocking, generally in reference to intentional, rather than inadvertent, acts of cockblocking. However, this term can also be used to describe the tendencies of a person who possesses a certain oblivious demeanor that lends well to unintentional, albeit frequent, cockblocking activity.
This has to be at least the tenth time Stu has destroyed my chances. That guy's penchant for cockblockery knows no bounds.
cockblockery by UncleShylock July 25, 2006
Cockstockton
The act of being a wingman for a friend. Assisting a friend with a male or female.
OR
The act of stealing ones partner or hopeful partner. The opposite of a wingman
OR
The act of stealing ones partner or hopeful partner. The opposite of a wingman
Man to friend: "Thanks for being a Cockstockton. That helped me land that."
OR
Man to friend: "Stop acting like a Cockstockton."
Derived from the former Utah Jazz player John Stockton who was known for his record setting amount of both steals and assists.
OR
Man to friend: "Stop acting like a Cockstockton."
Derived from the former Utah Jazz player John Stockton who was known for his record setting amount of both steals and assists.
Cockstockton by matty new January 24, 2009
cockblocker
A male who unwittingly(out of ignorance) or purposefully(out of jealousy) prevents another male from engaging in debauchery with members of the female sex. Females can also cockblock, but the true essence of the word lies in the metaphor of the penis used figuratively as an impediment which thwarts any possible chances of scoring with members of the opposite sex.
friend # 1 interrupting friend # 2, who is conversing with a female at a local bar.
"Hey i don't mean to interrupt, but did you ever get the results of those STD tests that you took?
"Hey, does your Wife know where you are tonight?"
" Does your probation officer know you are here tonight?"
'What we talked about before, your experiences with Thai She Males... it's totally between us. carry on!"
"Friend # 2-- Boy, you really are a cockblocker, aren't you?
"Hey i don't mean to interrupt, but did you ever get the results of those STD tests that you took?
"Hey, does your Wife know where you are tonight?"
" Does your probation officer know you are here tonight?"
'What we talked about before, your experiences with Thai She Males... it's totally between us. carry on!"
"Friend # 2-- Boy, you really are a cockblocker, aren't you?
cockblocker by Lex Taliones January 17, 2010
Christmas cockblock
Untimely visitors around the holiday season that keep couples from having relations and or feeling the love.
My mother-in-law Dolores aka 'the Christmas cockblock' showed up with her bags for a week....no holiday cheer for us:(
Christmas cockblock by C.Lit March 29, 2015
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