CockyMocky

CockyMocky a line in a short phrase cockymocky. Often used when bored in calls with your idiot friends.

Friend 1 : “Cockymocky i put it in the socky”
Friend 2 : “I take out my dicky to make it sticky”
Friend 1: “And then its gonna be bricky, so then that bricky a-“
Friend 2 : “Bro..?”

by Cockusbockus March 12, 2022

Cockycock

A male whose excessive arrogance is the result of an enormous penis.

Linda: Why is Harry so conceited? I mean, he acts like he's better than everyone else.
Tiffany: Harry's ex told me that he has a 10 incher in his pants.
Linda: Oh, so that explains it. Harry's a cockycock!

by wiseagle101 April 4, 2015

CockSmocker

A CockSmocker is what you would refer to a friend of yours, who always has gross and stale sheets, towels, socks, lying around his room because he keeps jerking off into the smocks.

John: "yo Damien, why are all ya damn socks stiff???"
Gary: "its cuz he's a fucking cocksmocker, that's gross dude..."
Damien: "who are you guys? how'd you get into my house?!?!? HONEY HIDE THE KIDS!"
John: "you can hide them but you won't stop us damien" *pulls out gun*

*shots heard in the distance, muffled screaming*

Gary: "you kill the bitch and i'll bring the van 'round back"
John: "got it, why are we keeping the kids alive tho?"
Gary: "their grandparents are rich john, they'll do anything to get them back, including giving us all their retirement money"
John: "so why'd we kill Damien?"
Gary: "to show gran-gran that we're legit"

by Craig the crack head September 11, 2019

Cockyblockysnoppy

When niggas acting like gay hoes and they dick eating

Fuck you bitch ass nigga you ain’t even like that you not tuff you a internet nigga and you fanned out too and you mad dick eating nah for real you being mad cockyblockysnoppy right now bro on my momma

by Realestniggadkrose3000 February 15, 2023

cocksmock

A contraception instrument similar to a diaphram in that it prevents sperm from impregnating the female.

"dude make sure shes got a cocksmock"

by getone May 25, 2006

Cockmockery

Horseplay, Fooling around, Dicking around, General stupid behavior

"My mom saw me jumping off the roof so she told me to 'stop this cockmockery!'"

by noodlecast April 21, 2009

Cockmocker

Any person who makes reference to the small size of a guy's cock.

"Don't mind Billy. He's a cockmocker but he's secretly gay."

by sketchesOfEtrusca September 11, 2016