Cock Mocking

Teasing your friend for the way that they hit on someone
see cockblock

Guy 1: So I ran into (___) yesterday and damn she was fine.
Guy 2:"and what did you say?"
Guy 1:"Hello Gorgeous"
Guy 2:"Hello Gorgeous? Wow that's pathetic"
Guy 1"You cock mocking me?"

by MALCOLM XXX November 9, 2012

Cock Mock

Making fun of a guy's cock, or lack thereof, usually because it's too small or can't get hard.

Girl to Another: We should totally cock mock Kenny if we run into him tonite. He only has 4 1/2".

Another: 4 1/2"? How do you know the exact size?

Girl: Unfortunately, I measured it in person.

Another: I hope you didn't fuck a 4 1/2 incher!

Girl: No, I cock mocked him and told him to buy some panties, because he doesn't deserve to wear boxers.

by sarasplayroom.com June 11, 2010

cock mocking

When you mockingly refer to another man's penis.

We gave Alex one hell of a cock mocking. Ya know, 'cuz he has a small penis.

by Gregory June 16, 2004

cock mock

1) A young girl who dreams of getting a sex change so the can have a penis.

2) A girl who's already gotten a sex change so she could have a penis.

3) The butch of a lesbian couple.

4) The girl(s) who wear(s) a strap-on dildo during lesbian sex, treesome or orgies.

5) A girl who dresses like a boy thinking it will make her cooler.

Man that ugly little girl over there is a deffinate cock mock.

by Justyn Claar, Biatch! June 22, 2005

mock cock

A dildo, or other false penis-like devices.

Dude, did you find Quinn's mock cock? I can't believe he has one.

by Gregory June 16, 2004