Cockmockery

Horseplay, Fooling around, Dicking around, General stupid behavior

"My mom saw me jumping off the roof so she told me to 'stop this cockmockery!'"

Cockmockery by noodlecast April 21, 2009

cockblockery

The art and practice of cockblocking, generally in reference to intentional, rather than inadvertent, acts of cockblocking. However, this term can also be used to describe the tendencies of a person who possesses a certain oblivious demeanor that lends well to unintentional, albeit frequent, cockblocking activity.

This has to be at least the tenth time Stu has destroyed my chances. That guy's penchant for cockblockery knows no bounds.

cockblockery by UncleShylock July 25, 2006

Cockjockey 

Person of usually male gender that enjoys riding a cock. The Cockjockey is more often than not very promiscuous.

In the past week He's ridden the cock of at least ten guys I don't even know the name of. Could he be more of a Cockjockey?

Cockjockey by Ironcastle December 9, 2008

cockrocker 3000 

Harry Potter's first "broom"

Goyle, "Did you hear? Harry just got a Cockrocker 3000!"

Draco, "I've had one for ages. They really do make all the difference."

cockrocker 3000 by AlyxAnderson October 29, 2007

cocksmokery 

When something happens that is so stupid and wrong, it goes way beyond simple bullshit. The person responsible is clearly guilty of smoking massive amounts of cock.

I got a $300 ticket last night for going 60 in a school zone. Can you believe that cocksmokery?

cocksmokery by =HPSF=Phoenix November 11, 2009

Cocksuckery

1. The art of being a cocksucker.

2. The act of belittling someone for one's own amusement.

3. Pertaining to acts of pretentious bullshit.

There's no denying that fact that you're an asshole, but your futile attempt of cocksuckery does not phase me (2).

I really enjoyed that play, but there was a little too much cocksuckery going on for my taste (3).

Cocksuckery by BigJ246 November 12, 2009

cocknockery 

Annoying acts perpetrated by cocknockers. Usually, but not always, accompanied by asshattery.

I'm getting tired of your cocknockery. IT ENDS!

cocknockery by Crusher March 31, 2005