coswallop

British term meaning "nonsense"

Coswallop, in my opinion.

by Manchesterxisxlove September 28, 2009

cockswallop

A cockswallop is when you grab a guys Cock with one hand and lift his cock up to clear a path for a punch to the balls, insuring that the balls take all the brute force of the punch.

Ash keeps talking shit out in the lineup while surfing, if he keeps it up I’m going to give the cunt a cockswallop he won’t forget.

by Husky simons July 22, 2019

codswallop

Something that doesn't make sense and sounds like utter nonsense can be described as codswallop, also, in some places of devon, there are cults that use the walloping of a cod as a method of induction into their sect...

That's just utter codswallop you pillock or Is thou ready for the codswallop young initiate?!?

by ChibiGarrick September 30, 2002

codswollop

Nonsense - old irish slang

OH you're talking codswollop

by Allen October 15, 2002

Codswallop Slop

A shitty tattoo done by a scratcher tattooer made good by blagging (lying) about their credentials to the unsuspecting public, and making them believe that a) they are a real tattooer and b) that it is a good tattoo

Dude, where did you get that tattoo?
I got it at (name any crappy tattoo shop in any crappy town)
Hell, man, that ain't nothing but codswallop slop

by the britster November 23, 2011

Codswallap

Talking shit.

He was speaking absolute codswallap. He started saying things like David Tennant is my you know what.

by Dr Giraffe August 12, 2010

Bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers

What British people call potato chips.

Person 1: Oi, mate! Did you know that Americans call bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers "potato chips"?!

Person 2: Really? No way!

by Acoolboy February 27, 2022