coswallop
Coswallop, in my opinion.
coswallop by Manchesterxisxlove September 28, 2009
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cockswallop
A cockswallop is when you grab a guys Cock with one hand and lift his cock up to clear a path for a punch to the balls, insuring that the balls take all the brute force of the punch.
Ash keeps talking shit out in the lineup while surfing, if he keeps it up I’m going to give the cunt a cockswallop he won’t forget.
cockswallop by Husky simons July 22, 2019
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codswallop
Something that doesn't make sense and sounds like utter nonsense can be described as codswallop, also, in some places of devon, there are cults that use the walloping of a cod as a method of induction into their sect...
codswallop by ChibiGarrick September 30, 2002
codswollop
codswollop by Allen October 15, 2002
Codswallop Slop
A shitty tattoo done by a scratcher tattooer made good by blagging (lying) about their credentials to the unsuspecting public, and making them believe that a) they are a real tattooer and b) that it is a good tattoo
Dude, where did you get that tattoo?
I got it at (name any crappy tattoo shop in any crappy town)
Hell, man, that ain't nothing but codswallop slop
I got it at (name any crappy tattoo shop in any crappy town)
Hell, man, that ain't nothing but codswallop slop
Codswallop Slop by the britster November 23, 2011
Codswallap
Talking shit.
He was speaking absolute codswallap. He started saying things like David Tennant is my you know what.
Codswallap by Dr Giraffe August 12, 2010
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Person 2: Really? No way!
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