cockwallock

idiot or dumbass

paul was being such a cockwallock earlier he didn't know Africa was a continent

by DarklyV2 January 26, 2022

cockaflockalypse

A sudden outburst of males exposing their genitalia.

Man, there was a total cockaflockalypse in Craig's room last weekend.

by CinChina December 17, 2011

Cockwallace

unparliamentary language

9. no unparliamentary language (i.e. don't say Cockwallace)

by ♥🗺☠ May 26, 2021

cockalocktapuss

A creature of legend, foretold by ancient prophits, estimated around medeival times New Zealand. Said to be a giant man-squid-like creature with 50 penises that it used to rape and pillage in small village. Commonly referred to as The Virginity Snatcher... Believe me, 50 penises, thats quite a mess to clean up. ehehehee...

" HOLY SHIT, THE COCKALOCKTAPUSS IS COMING!!! Ruuuunnnn!"
"MY AASSSSS!!!!" *muffled yelp*

by (we're ninjas, you can't know) January 7, 2010

CockaFlock

When a large herd of penises raid or stampede sexually a property or individual.

Your mom just got cockaflocked.

by DietBacon December 12, 2019

cockalocka

Slang term for a penis

Usha's cockalocka is 12 inches long. eeeeyeeeeaaaa!

by Myke December 11, 2004

cockbollocks

merge between 2 common swear words to give added impact

"Ah cockbollocks, I've locked me fuckin' keys in the car!"

by Jonathan Foley August 11, 2004