cock-wallop 

To administer an open-hand slap to the genitalia of a male, with a sharp snapping of the wrist so as to leave a stinging sensation in the wangular and nutsacular areas.

Sweet sassy molassey, after we felched and I forgot her name, she cock-walloped me so bad, my penis fell off and ran out the door! Come back Weenie McSexster!

cock-wallop by John Walsh April 17, 2004

Cock Wallup 

Like the 'Dick Whip'...the smacking, or slapping of an erect or semi-erect cock on someone (usually a female), in a 'take that' kind of way. The most common place is the face and/or mouth, but a cock wallup can be given on any part of the body.

Oh yeah Beeeeoootch...now ya get a Cock Wallup!

Cock Wallup by scorpi October 30, 2008

cock walloper 

A person or situation that busts your balls or an interjection expressing such ball busting, such as when you lip out a four foot put or get your shit handed to you in Mario Kart.

"Quit with the fucking banana peels; you're being a cock walloper."

"Cock walloper! I can't believe I missed that!"

cock walloper by joe stinkfinger February 4, 2009

cock wallopped 

When a woman is at the mercy of her boyfriend for every decision, must give up her own plans, ideas, friends so that she can be at his beck and call.
A woman being controlled by a man with the promise of sex. The opposite of pussy whipped.

'She won't even go for a coffee unless she checks with her man and get permission. She's so cock wallopped!'

cock wallopped by chisamosa April 9, 2005

Rubber Cock Wallup 

Ahhh, revenge for the ladies. This is the smacking, or slapping of a dildo or strap-on cock, usually in a 'take that' kind of way...but distributed by a female to a male. The face, again, is a great spot for a Rubber Cock Wallup, but any spot on the body is acceptable.

Ha ha...I was right, you were wrong...now ya get a Rubber Cock Wallup.

Rubber Cock Wallup by scorpi November 1, 2008

cock walloping

the term for when your penis is of so much girth and length that it comes up and hits you in the face while running

i went for a jog the other day and boy did i get a good cock walloping

cock walloping by dongslap49 February 11, 2014

Space Force Cock Wallup

slapping of an limp cock on someone (usually a female), in a 'take that' kind of way. The most common place is the face and/or mouth, but a cock wallup can be given on any part of the body.

Beam me up Scotty or i will Space Force Cock Wallup you!

Space Force Cock Wallup by Sgt Hugo Stiglitz October 20, 2022