cockswaddle
when you can’t find a place to fucking sit and a bitch tells you you can’t sit at the only available spot, that bitch is a cockswaddle
cockswaddle by gayboyprincess September 10, 2018
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Cockwaddle
Cockwaddle by Penguin5624 February 17, 2017
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cock swaddle
The act of wrapping up your pud during masturbation with any sort of cloth or fabric (preferably soft and disposable) so that the inevitable sticky, messy load is confined and easily disposed of.
I know that Donnie employed the cock swaddle in my bathroom because he came out smiling, the bathroom didn't stink like ass, and one of my hand towels was missing. What a fucker.
cock swaddle by Cosmosis September 22, 2009
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