cockswaddle

when you can’t find a place to fucking sit and a bitch tells you you can’t sit at the only available spot, that bitch is a cockswaddle

“Jennifer you’re a fucking cockswaddle!”

by gayboyprincess September 10, 2018

Cockwaddle

When a person is walks like a penguin that is antoxicated🍻🍺🍷🍸🍹🍾

Stop walking like a cockwaddle

by Penguin5624 February 17, 2017

Cockswaggle

To place ones penis between another's butt cheeks and slap them vigorously back and forth

Man that chick had a nice ass ...she needs a good cockswaggle

by Likebutter July 10, 2010

Cocksaddle

A condom

Hey baby let me slide on this cocksaddle and you can ride all night long.

by bigdaddyfatsacks January 25, 2010

Cockswindler

An individual who gains cock through the art of deception.

Kyle is such a cockswindler! He can be so rude!

by Riskbreaker2987 June 12, 2007

cock swaddle

The act of wrapping up your pud during masturbation with any sort of cloth or fabric (preferably soft and disposable) so that the inevitable sticky, messy load is confined and easily disposed of.

I know that Donnie employed the cock swaddle in my bathroom because he came out smiling, the bathroom didn't stink like ass, and one of my hand towels was missing. What a fucker.

by Cosmosis September 22, 2009

cockswaggler

one who swaggles cock. (to gargle penis, or choke on dick)

Dammit eminem, stop being such a damn cock swaggler

by the man March 12, 2003