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Cock Twaddle 

Male version of twat waffle. A Cock Twaddle is someone who walks around with their own dick up their own ass (hence 'waddle') and acts like a major fucking cock.
That dude is such a little fucking Cock Twaddle.
Cock Twaddle by EliteNerds June 5, 2018

Cockwaddle 

When a person is walks like a penguin that is antoxicated🍻🍺🍷🍸🍹🍾
Stop walking like a cockwaddle
Cockwaddle by Penguin5624 February 17, 2017

Cocksaddle

Hey baby let me slide on this cocksaddle and you can ride all night long.
Cocksaddle by bigdaddyfatsacks January 25, 2010

cocktwaddler 

Cocktwaddler, Cock Twaddler. both are acceptable.

Kok-twah-dler. (n) 1. one who regularly sticks their hand down their pants in public to readjust their penis and/or scrotum from an uncomfortable position within their undershorts, or in the case of going commando, avoiding a potential Zipper Incident. ; 2. (n) A device used for male masturbation can also be described as a cocktwaddler.
1.) *Jim reaches down his pants and adjusts his junk*
Bill: Oh god, Jim, dude don't fucking be a cocktwaddler.. go wash your fuckin' hands man..

2.) A Fleshlight can also be called a cocktwaddler.
Husband: Honey, where's my cocktwaddler?
Wife: Hell if I know, you pervert!
cocktwaddler by Sire Furious June 12, 2011

cockwaddle 

a retarded, British, vegetable

brandon rodgers retarded character
"oh you're such a fucking cockwaddle.."
cockwaddle by Zer0Rebel4 August 26, 2018

Cockwaddle 

A goblin for DND
"What are you doin' near my crates?!" ~Cockwaddle the goblin 2022
Cockwaddle by AsexualFrisk July 13, 2022