Definitions by Cosmosis
cock swaddle
The act of wrapping up your pud during masturbation with any sort of cloth or fabric (preferably soft and disposable) so that the inevitable sticky, messy load is confined and easily disposed of.
I know that Donnie employed the cock swaddle in my bathroom because he came out smiling, the bathroom didn't stink like ass, and one of my hand towels was missing. What a fucker.
cock swaddle by Cosmosis September 22, 2009
Shit Spit
Brad decided it was no big deal that he was out of toilet paper, for the shit spit rinsed out his farthole just fine.