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Swaggler 

Someone who acts cool, but really just dresses silly. Someone of no importance
Girl 1: look at that guy over there , isn't he cute?

Girl 2: eww no. He is just a swaggler.
Swaggler by Clarie Voyage May 27, 2016

cum swaggler 

someone who enjoys giving oral sex to males, and especially enjoys playing with the semen (ejaculation) before swallowing
That fuckin' cum swaggler sucked my dick raw, yo. She's a cum swagglin' bitch!
cum swaggler by TBG3 March 16, 2009

Poon Swaggler 

Positive;

One who swaggles the poon. Ravenously attacks the poon, and/or beats it up like a boss.

Also

Negative;

One who acts like a total puss, and is quite the opposite of a good poon swaggler. He just lets it swaggle around in front of him, and cry when he gets none. Or swaggles his own little man poon around.
She doesnt wanna talk to me... I dont think she likes me... What did I do?"- "Fool, dont be a fuckin poon swaggler, bitch."
Poon Swaggler by JBzymes July 23, 2010

Cock Swaggler 

1. A man who enjoys, or is forced to endure, having one or more dicks shoved down his throat causing him to choke on the dick(s) and/or gargle on a mixture of cum and his own spit.

2. A man who gives particularly loud blow jobs and would rather that his partner cum in his throat as opposed to his mouth. Sounds could include choking, gargling, moaning, suction noises, and slurping.
I heard Rick sucks copious amounts of dick, what a cock swaggler!
Cock Swaggler by riknasty January 20, 2014

Bum swaggler

A person who swaggles (see swaggle ) the liquid or paste like material that is excreted from another person, or animals bum.
Droot is a long time bum swaggler. she learned from her bum swaggling mother.
Bum swaggler by blumpkins July 7, 2004

whore-swaggler 

a girl who makes out with you and makes you believe she likes you, but whe really was just a bit of a slut. she may or may not be on rebound.

derived from
whore: A person considered sexually promiscuous

swag: Stolen property; loot. (as in she stole your heart)
What a frikkin' whore-swaggler!
whore-swaggler by Gargamel December 18, 2004