Cocksaddle

A condom

Hey baby let me slide on this cocksaddle and you can ride all night long.

Cocksaddle by bigdaddyfatsacks January 25, 2010

Hairy Cocksaddle 

Relatives of noobs you may not know.

Who is that? Hairy Cocksaddle’s brother.

Hairy Cocksaddle by William TJax January 15, 2022

Cockadile Tears 

When you deep throat so hard and well and start ugly crying

She was deep throating so well that cockadile tears were streaming down her face

Cockadile Tears by Balbal69 May 14, 2020

Cockadile Tears 

When a girls develops tears in her eyes due to a cock down her throat while giving a blowjob.

Jane had my cock so deep down her throat she starting crying cockadile tears.

Cockadile Tears by TheRoyal11 June 7, 2011

cockhandled 

adj: Describes anything that a guy touches or holds after going to the bathroom without washing his hands. Very typical when hammered or blitzed.

Get your cockhandled hands out of my bag of chips!

cockhandled by stance July 16, 2004

Cockwaddle 

When a person is walks like a penguin that is antoxicated🍻🍺🍷🍸🍹🍾

Stop walking like a cockwaddle

Cockwaddle by Penguin5624 February 17, 2017

Cockadile Wrestler

One who wrestles cock, in most cases a massive bender

Person 1- "See that Guy?" (points to gay guy)
Person 2- "yeah"
Person 1- "He is a massive cockadile wrestler"

Cockadile Wrestler by 98JoeC May 1, 2012