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swaggles by Woburn Footballer October 29, 2011
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Blue safety glasses used in construction class at forbes
damn mike those swaggles are sweet
Swaggles by Ike Ammos November 24, 2009

Swagless 

A individual who believes they have 'swag' nevertheless they have no swag and are therefore swagless
Jon: wow look at those two young hipsters over there.
Pete: they are truly indeed swagless
Swagless by Mr BigG November 26, 2013

Swaggleberries 

Swaggleberries means whatever you want it to. It can be a noun, verb, or adjective. As a noun, It is either swaggleberrie or swaggleberries. As a verb, it is eitherswaggleberrie, swaggleberrieing, or swaggleberried. And so on with the Adjectives. It is often used when as an excuse when none other can be thought of, when not wanting to tell someone something, when you don't know the answer, or just used as a way to reply to something
The swaggleberrie(noun) swaggleberried(verb) the swaggleberrie(adjective) swaggleberries(noun).
In other words:
The dog buried the hard bones.

Mom: What where you doing last night?
Son: Swagleberries

Dad: Who where you with at the movies?
Daughter: Swaggleberries

Friend 1: Wanna go to the mall?
Friend 2: And do what?
Friend 1: Idk. Swaggleberries

Teacher: What is 2+2?
Student: Swaggleberries

Friend 1: I just got some mangoes.
Friend 2: Swaggleberries

Boss: Why are you late?
Employee: Cuz swaggleberries
Swaggleberries by Swaggleberries August 5, 2016

cum swaggler 

someone who enjoys giving oral sex to males, and especially enjoys playing with the semen (ejaculation) before swallowing
That fuckin' cum swaggler sucked my dick raw, yo. She's a cum swagglin' bitch!
cum swaggler by TBG3 March 16, 2009

snagglesnatch 

A particularly nasty vagina that one suspects may have teeth. Pungent and deformed.
I could tell that slut had a snagglesnatch by the way her jeans made a crooked camel toe. Hold me.
snagglesnatch by ian January 21, 2004

Swaggless 

(N) To have no style or creativity. To be completely boring. To have no game or Originality.
Does she really think that's hot?! She looks a mess, yet again proving that she is swaggless.
Swaggless by kahmiL THE starr May 21, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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