cockspray

When you cum so hard that your cock explodes.

Girl 1:What was the sex like?
Girl 2: Amazing until he cocksprayed. I keep finding little bits of him all over me.

by 2NANG4u June 24, 2006

Cocksplat

n; noun used to describe a bus driver who can't drive

the bus driver was a cocksplat he couldn't drive a nail home with a hammer never mind drive a bus

Mark got off the bus to Walk home cause the driver was a Cocksplat

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 20, 2020

cockspanner

Similar to a cockknocker. An idiot etc.

That's my pint you dull cockspanner

by gowershowerpower March 21, 2010

witless fucking cocksplat

a funny Fuckface von Clownstick insult coined by the Scots. others include incompressible jizzvon Clownsticket, Mangled apricot hellbeast, and others

used by brexit scotland when fuckface von clownstick was visiting scotland.they were calling him a witless fucking cocksplat

by curtis450 September 7, 2017

CockSplat

1. Could be used as an insult or
2. Define the result of male orgasm

1. You are a total CockSplat
2. You just got your CockSplat all over me

by Masterofallevil September 29, 2004

cospray

n. The act of praying while wearing a costume

On Halloween, we like to cospray before dinner.

by Chuck Babs September 13, 2014

cockspammer

A person usually female, who trolls Facebook friends lists on the hunt for any males or swinging dicks to ride.

This chic is a hardcore cockspammer, never met her but she messengered me because she saw Lozza added me.

by BachedMan September 17, 2017