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A self centred person of undesirable charisma.
A stinging fissure in your anus.
Someone who benefits and enjoys life’s luxuries at other people’s emotional and financial expense.
“His mum is a real cockscrag”
Cockscrag by Mrs bow down. October 7, 2021
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Cockocracy 

The political power of the penis within a hierarchal structure, normally between men.
Size matters in the cockocracy of the locker room
Cockocracy by Cockcrocratic April 12, 2014

cocksuckage 

A warm, yummy mixture of fresh cum and saliva. It's what slobbers down my chin and onto my boobies if I don't swallow every last drop after giving a blowjob.
Janie: Girl, what's that all over the front of your blouse?

Stephanie: Oh, I was giving Tom a blowjob over my lunch hour. He pumped such a big thick load into my throat that I couldn't swallow it all in time. I didn't have time to change blouses, so now I've got cocksuckage all down the front of me.

Janie: Can I lick it off before it dries?
cocksuckage by Steph M. October 23, 2007

cockbrag 

When you consistently moan about how fucking huge your penis is, even when it probably is below average.
Brad: it's so big I made her bleed twice!!
Dan: stop cockbrag (ing) you fukin cunt
cockbrag by DaddyDova July 16, 2019

Cockgarage 

1) Slang term for Vagina.

2) any orifice one might use to park his cock.
I made her pussy my Cockgarage last night until I shot my "Mushroom Cloud" on her "Double Stuffed Oreo's"
Cockgarage by Jeff D April 21, 2003
To repeatedly thrust into something with your penis/dildo, giving the impression that you are scrubbing it with your junk.
"I'll cockscrub your cunt until you're sore!"

"Your anus looks dirty. It needs a good cockscrubbing."
Cockscrub by DisasterGrind July 24, 2009

Cockswaggle 

To place ones penis between another's butt cheeks and slap them vigorously back and forth
Man that chick had a nice ass ...she needs a good cockswaggle
Cockswaggle by Likebutter July 10, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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