cockplayer
cockplayer by ufoufopk December 4, 2020
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cockplayer
A cockplayer is a pathetic loser having fun with himself, who has no other toys but his dong.
A cockplayer is not only a wanker, but he would picture himself as king of the world and fancy some epic fuck with girls he can never get, which is the only moment he wins in the really world.
A cockplayer is not only a wanker, but he would picture himself as king of the world and fancy some epic fuck with girls he can never get, which is the only moment he wins in the really world.
cockplayer by 道长 May 31, 2017
Related Words
cockplayer • cockslayer • cosplayer • cockulater • Coldplayer • coolplayer • cuckslayer • cocklaser • cockplacent • coldplayerism
Coldplayer
Is what fans of the British Alternative Rock Band Coldplay call themselves.
and with great pride.
Coldplayers are usually as mellow as the music they listen to and are usually also fond of Oasis Radiohead, U2, Jeff Buckley, The Beatles and Nirvannah.
Hardly one to pick a fight, but quick to defend the music they love, Coldplayers are usually at least marginally good looking and intelligent, friendly, compassionate folk, especially amongst their fellow coldplayers.
Just dont insult their music or one of them might punch you in the zipper.
and with great pride.
Coldplayers are usually as mellow as the music they listen to and are usually also fond of Oasis Radiohead, U2, Jeff Buckley, The Beatles and Nirvannah.
Hardly one to pick a fight, but quick to defend the music they love, Coldplayers are usually at least marginally good looking and intelligent, friendly, compassionate folk, especially amongst their fellow coldplayers.
Just dont insult their music or one of them might punch you in the zipper.
Girl on the Bus: Man I cant wait for the concert on the 4th I saved up to see them for sooo long.
Guy on the Bus: Who are you going to see?
Girl otb: Coldplay, they're so amazing. I'm a hardcore fan, Ive got all their cds and a 3 t-shirts
Guy otb: Aww... I was going to go but I had to spend the money on my grandmas funeral expenses.
Girl otb: Thats so sad! Ill tell you what, you can come with me!
Guy otb: Your so sweet, thankyou so much.
Random Douchebag: Coldplay suck, listen to some REAL music, like Metal and hardcore shit.. like Slipknot
Guy: hey man dont be a music fascist, chill out.
Random Douchebag: Coldplay is GAY!!!
Girl on the bus: *sparta kicks Douchebag in the nuts and off the moving bus. "Dont fuck with a Coldplayer, asshole!"
Guy on the Bus: Who are you going to see?
Girl otb: Coldplay, they're so amazing. I'm a hardcore fan, Ive got all their cds and a 3 t-shirts
Guy otb: Aww... I was going to go but I had to spend the money on my grandmas funeral expenses.
Girl otb: Thats so sad! Ill tell you what, you can come with me!
Guy otb: Your so sweet, thankyou so much.
Random Douchebag: Coldplay suck, listen to some REAL music, like Metal and hardcore shit.. like Slipknot
Guy: hey man dont be a music fascist, chill out.
Random Douchebag: Coldplay is GAY!!!
Girl on the bus: *sparta kicks Douchebag in the nuts and off the moving bus. "Dont fuck with a Coldplayer, asshole!"
Coldplayer by ajaxxxx January 28, 2010
Cosplayer
A shapeshifter who usually takes the form of a fictional character, but can appear in any form. Their most common habitat is in a convention or "con," but can also be found in the wild, although it is rare. They communicate by "junko posing" and although it looks confusing, it can be mastered with observation and practice.
It's a wild cosplayer! Quick! Lure it with a lace front wig and catch it! We must bring it to the church!!!!!
Cosplayer by Ash Winters August 3, 2019
Thot Cosplayer
Thot Cosplayers are female cosplayers whose projects always involve a lot of tits and ass and provocative poses and angles in their photos, they'll cosplay any character with some T&A because it attracts the horny nerd likes on social media such as Instagram. More unabashed Thot Cosplayers label themselves "Lewd Cosplayers" but it's all the same.
Thot Cosplayer by Laureate January 31, 2018
feral cosplayer
A cosplayer who displays ungodly amounts of energy, and gives off rat vibes. These feral cosplayers are usually seen invading your for you page on TikTok, they will often be cosplaying from Danganronpa and almost always have at least one of the following included in their cosplay;
a double grommet belt, a lot of hairclips, messy eye makeup, a very blushed nose, worms on a string, Demonia boots and kandi.
a double grommet belt, a lot of hairclips, messy eye makeup, a very blushed nose, worms on a string, Demonia boots and kandi.
feral cosplayer by gc.saucee May 6, 2020
cosplayer
a person who dresses up like a character from a manga or anime series, a movie, a videogame, etc
see cosplay
see cosplay
cosplayer by Felipe.SudokuX January 22, 2009
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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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