Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A once forest troll going after the american dream, who then became a pornstar. The ugliest mother fucker around, but apparently has a huge wang. A true american hero.
Ron Jeremy could be your father.
by Crackity Crack Crackers July 10, 2008
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A corpulent and grotesquely hirsute troll of a man who - on account of an anomalously prodigous penis - has become one of the most illustrious porn kings in the contemporary industry.
Ron Jeremy's genitals are so colossal that it is not uncommon for a co-star to leave the set with a prolapsed rectum.
by Ocram May 02, 2003
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One of the greatest porn stars of all time (somehow)

He looks like a Circus dwarf with long greasy hair and the worst grin imagineable.
Ron: Suck my dick!

Ho: ... Uuuuh.. No. You look like a retarded monkey with no balls! Or a Circus Seal on crack. I can't decide. Now piss off before I call the cops.

Ron: *Whips out penis.. it hits the floor*

Ho: Well.. why didnt you say so?! *Choke, Gag, Choke.. Slurp.. GaaaaaRrRRGgggllLllE*
by HarryPothead February 20, 2004
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a clone of mario, except he has sex with everyone BUT the princess
"Its'a me! Ron Jeremy!"
by PhantoMatt January 24, 2007
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A Guy that can suck his own dick. Ron Jeremy did it in a hammock in an old porn video!
Hadi hurt his back trying to pull off a Ron Jeremy.
by Paul in Dubai November 10, 2008
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