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One who has a mania for music.
I am a melomaniac.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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A once forest troll going after the american dream, who then became a pornstar. The ugliest mother fucker around, but apparently has a huge wang. A true american hero.
Ron Jeremy could be your father.
by Crackity Crack Crackers July 10, 2008
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A corpulent and grotesquely hirsute troll of a man who - on account of an anomalously prodigous penis - has become one of the most illustrious porn kings in the contemporary industry.
Ron Jeremy's genitals are so colossal that it is not uncommon for a co-star to leave the set with a prolapsed rectum.
by Ocram May 02, 2003
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One of the greatest porn stars of all time (somehow)

He looks like a Circus dwarf with long greasy hair and the worst grin imagineable.
Ron: Suck my dick!

Ho: ... Uuuuh.. No. You look like a retarded monkey with no balls! Or a Circus Seal on crack. I can't decide. Now piss off before I call the cops.

Ron: *Whips out penis.. it hits the floor*

Ho: Well.. why didnt you say so?! *Choke, Gag, Choke.. Slurp.. GaaaaaRrRRGgggllLllE*
by HarryPothead February 20, 2004
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a clone of mario, except he has sex with everyone BUT the princess
"Its'a me! Ron Jeremy!"
by PhantoMatt January 24, 2007
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A real American porn star hero. Despite his looks, he used what he had to become what he is now. He should be an inspiration to us all.
I'm writing in Ron Jeremy's name for president in 2004!
by Nik January 30, 2004
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