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cocksie

Using the same idea as a Selfie but not a picture of your face, a picture of your own penis in it's full entirety with pride and glory.

Typically, taking a picture of your own penis and posting it online, that's a Cocksie. Perhaps for Charitable causes or just for fun to share with your friends!
Why does my willy look small in a Cocksie?

John, can do me a favor and take my Cocksie.
(Facebook post): Here's my Cocksie for Cancer Awareness
Best thing not to do after a first date mate, is send her a Cocksie!
by londonboi April 17, 2014
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Cockserphobia

Cockserphobia originates from the word claustrophobia. Claustrophobia is the fear of being in a space that is too small. Cockserphobia is the fear of having more than one penis inside of you at one time.
Me: Hey Sarah want to have a threesome with two dudes this weekend?

Sarah: No I have cockserphobia...

Me: What's that?

Sarah: I'm scared of having more than one penis in me at one time.

Me: Word
by Balls out. Ya dig? January 10, 2014
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cockdiesel

(adj) 1. To be extremely muscular or bulky. 2. (n) A brute
That dude is cockdiesel.
Don't fuck with him, he's a fucking cockdiesel.
by Anonymous May 16, 2003
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cocksperience

The amount and variety of sexual experiences that any given man's cock (treated as a separate entity) should be entitled to, which may be hampered by it's 'owners' lack of sexual prowess, confidence, or unusually high standards.
"I don't care if he doesn't find her extremely attractive... he should date her as he needs more cocksperience!"
"I'm nearly 40, and still a virgin... I need to ramp up my cocksperience!"
by Lee of Tosh January 28, 2014
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cockspect

Extreme mutual respect from one brother (male) to another.

Can also mean that a female shows respect to the size, or niceness of your cock.
Jooky - "Hey, Charles. Today I beat the fuck out of this retarded Neo-Nazi."
Charles - "Bro, Cockspect."
by armbar August 2, 2008
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Cooksie

An YouTuber who will clip a Vtuber the second they say something or do something lewd often joked to have many monitors so they can get all the good clips
*Vtuber does something lewd*
Twitch Chat: Cooksie did you see that?!
by Wilhelm_II April 5, 2022
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cocksided

adj.- uneven, crooked, or otherwise gimpy
His sunglasses were cocksided on his face, because his ears were uneven.

Since the carpenter didn't use a level, the shelves ended up cocksided.
by Aliy May 15, 2006
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