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cocknection 

when two brohs have a sudden connection in the galaxy & it is completely unplanned. this is the ultimate level of broh stage
Yo jordan & darsh just had the most tightest cocknection
cocknection by BrickJona$ August 7, 2017
it's a fart from the penis
Shittt!!!! i made a cockpet !!!!
cockpet by Adrien Coriandre June 21, 2009

Political Cockrectness

A person who will have sex with anyone, regardless of race.
Andy will suck anyone off. He really believes in political cockrectness.
Political Cockrectness by RBAK October 5, 2015

cocksperience 

The amount and variety of sexual experiences that any given man's cock (treated as a separate entity) should be entitled to, which may be hampered by it's 'owners' lack of sexual prowess, confidence, or unusually high standards.
"I don't care if he doesn't find her extremely attractive... he should date her as he needs more cocksperience!"
"I'm nearly 40, and still a virgin... I need to ramp up my cocksperience!"
cocksperience by Lee of Tosh January 28, 2014
a cockpet is produced when extra air is pushed from the penis. it's a quief for men.
Sorry... I just made a cockpet...
cockpet by coucoubloublou August 17, 2009
n; noun used to describe a bus driver who can't drive
the bus driver was a cocksplat he couldn't drive a nail home with a hammer never mind drive a bus

Mark got off the bus to Walk home cause the driver was a Cocksplat
Cocksplat by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 20, 2020