cockspert

A cock expert - someone who is an expert on all sexual matters relating to the penis or cock

the way you handle my "thing" you must be some sort of Cockspert

by MTC an VWP May 22, 2008

cockspert

a Cocktail expert

a slightly less douchy term for a mixologist

Mixologist is so pretentious. I'm a cockspert.

by komandant_dom February 13, 2021

Cockspert

When someone talks about cocks a lot, such as cock color, cock size, cock shape etc.

See dick or penis

John is a certified cockspert because he always pulls out sources of cock size when he argues about it with someone else.

by akefa February 26, 2019

cockspert

A cock expert--an individual who is an expert in all things cock because he likes the cock.

An individual who cannot find himself anywhere close to a vagina other than the closest he comes is when someone calls him a douche.

Also likes listening to the Jonas Brothers.

Eradicator is a cockspert.

by Kal El_527 July 1, 2011

cockpet

it's a fart from the penis

Shittt!!!! i made a cockpet !!!!

by Adrien Coriandre June 21, 2009

Cockserphobia

Cockserphobia originates from the word claustrophobia. Claustrophobia is the fear of being in a space that is too small. Cockserphobia is the fear of having more than one penis inside of you at one time.

Me: Hey Sarah want to have a threesome with two dudes this weekend?

Sarah: No I have cockserphobia...

Me: What's that?

Sarah: I'm scared of having more than one penis in me at one time.

Me: Word

by Balls out. Ya dig? January 10, 2014

cocksperience

The amount and variety of sexual experiences that any given man's cock (treated as a separate entity) should be entitled to, which may be hampered by it's 'owners' lack of sexual prowess, confidence, or unusually high standards.

"I don't care if he doesn't find her extremely attractive... he should date her as he needs more cocksperience!"
"I'm nearly 40, and still a virgin... I need to ramp up my cocksperience!"

by Lee of Tosh January 28, 2014