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Noun - A person who is intellectually devoted to obtaining knowledge and sharing of facts related to the penis thereby rendering them socially inept.

Verb - To tweak out on a penis.
Adam was telling me random facts about whale penis. It was so awkward. He is such a cocknerd.

She is cocknerding over Lee's dick
cocknerd by waehu May 23, 2020
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Cocknard 

The guy at Delvin dropoff services is a total cocknard
Cocknard by a-bizzo-bizzo March 28, 2011

Cockneed 

Adj. The inverse of being bow legged after sex. Left with wanting and disappointment.

Still needing a cock....obviously a different one.
“I left his place cockneed cause he couldn’t the job done”
“Girl that guy last night was fine! Yeah but that two pump pinky chump left me cockneed.”
Cockneed by Ratchet_Tinker April 28, 2021

cockerdongle 

a massive dinger donger that the ladies wanna touch
hey patricia, i was at michael's house and he pulled out his cockerdongle
cockerdongle by J'aquontavious October 16, 2017
A little person with a head that looks like the tip of a penis (ollonborre)
Look at that guy! He is such a cockner
Casper's plastic surgery made him look like a cockner!
cockner by cocksterbitch2019 February 26, 2018

Cockerdoodle 

a really uncool person.. or a real big asshole!!!
Wow mike is being a Cockerdoodle
Cockerdoodle by TacoWave1 February 13, 2009

Cockherder 

(cock-herd-er)
-noun

1. Any individual making a conscious effort to have all-male get togethers.

2. A gay male who engages in all-male orgies.
Trisomy21 and ianhall77 are a couple of cockherders looking for a sausage beating.
Cockherder by Hellaphunt November 1, 2008
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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