cocknerd

Noun - A person who is intellectually devoted to obtaining knowledge and sharing of facts related to the penis thereby rendering them socially inept.

Verb - To tweak out on a penis.

Adam was telling me random facts about whale penis. It was so awkward. He is such a cocknerd.

She is cocknerding over Lee's dick

by waehu May 23, 2020

Cocknard

A dopey looking but pretentious individual

The guy at Delvin dropoff services is a total cocknard

by a-bizzo-bizzo March 28, 2011

Cockneed

Adj. The inverse of being bow legged after sex. Left with wanting and disappointment.

Still needing a cock....obviously a different one.

“I left his place cockneed cause he couldn’t the job done”
“Girl that guy last night was fine! Yeah but that two pump pinky chump left me cockneed.”

by Ratchet_Tinker April 28, 2021

cockerdongle

a massive dinger donger that the ladies wanna touch

hey patricia, i was at michael's house and he pulled out his cockerdongle

by J'aquontavious October 16, 2017

cockner

A little person with a head that looks like the tip of a penis (ollonborre)

Look at that guy! He is such a cockner
Casper's plastic surgery made him look like a cockner!

by cocksterbitch2019 February 26, 2018

Cockerdoodle

a really uncool person.. or a real big asshole!!!

Wow mike is being a Cockerdoodle

by TacoWave1 February 13, 2009

Cockherder

(cock-herd-er)
-noun

1. Any individual making a conscious effort to have all-male get togethers.

2. A gay male who engages in all-male orgies.

Trisomy21 and ianhall77 are a couple of cockherders looking for a sausage beating.

by Hellaphunt November 1, 2008