cocknerfing

Pulverizing your homie’s dick.

"I need my cock-nerfed"
"Oh yeah were cocknerfing last night!"

by Cocknerfing April 30, 2023

cocksnarfing

Cock Snarfing:The act of spitting up a mouthful of cum thru the nose and mouth, generally caused by unexpected laughter during a blowjob. Doubly good when achieved a split second after the moment of orgasm when the mouth is completely filled with cum!

I couldn't resist telling her she fucked like her sister,she laughed so hard, the cocksnarfing began!

by Tanath April 23, 2006

cocksurfing

Similar to the term "couch-surfing". A cocksurfer is a woman who sleeps with men for a place to sleep.

"You find a place yet?"

"nah, I'm still surfin' it"

"you mean cocksurfing, ya hussy? haha!"

by doesntgiveadamn November 29, 2011

cocksurfing

Woman on top, e.g. cowgirl, multiple times within a short period of time. Similar to surfing, in that it can involve many rides of one wave, or websurfing in that the riding may involve different waves.

"I brought him home friday, and then spent all evening cocksurfing"

by -Arctother May 17, 2013

Cocksurfing

Whoring around.

"Man she was cocksurfing all night long."

by jowniedownie July 4, 2019

Cockerling

Something done on a beach by fat people when they were young.

Today we went cockerling at Horse Shoe point, it was great fun.

by Eighty Eight January 6, 2024