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Cockerdoodle 

A cockerdoodle is a very tasty dick. Best compared to a room temperature toaster strudel. All men shall strive to achieve a cockerdoodle. On a scale 1-10 of how good his dick was cockerdoodle would most definitely be 69.
Becky, “How was that dick appointment”, Janice, “OMG total cockerdoodle.”

cockadoodle

Thank god it was Saturday; Mike woke me up with such a cockadoodle, we made love all morning!
cockadoodle by claudel October 3, 2009

Cockadoodlepoo 

When you are woken usually after a night of heavy drinking; by the need to poo so hits you so hard, it literally wakes you up leaving you no other choice but to run to the bathroom to relieve yourself. Wrecking your sleep perminently.
"How did you sleep last night?"
"Awful, I got hit by a cockadoodlepoo at like 6am."
"Dude that's squirly"
Cockadoodlepoo by Lewhite January 3, 2010

crackerdoodles 

it's an angry expression used by aiden when he loses or gets mad.
"holy Crackerdoodles"
crackerdoodles by soccer777 March 27, 2018

cockdoodle 

When you dip your dick in ink and draw with it.
Person 1: Dude did you see my cockdoodle? I framed it!
Person 2: Sweeet.
cockdoodle by gianluke November 30, 2006

cockadoodle dooed 

This is when a woman is awakened by either her husband or boyfriend's cock in her mouth. The act of cockadoodle dooing is usually accompanied by the man yelling " COCKADOODLE DOO! " immediately proceeding cock insertion.
My girlfriend was pissed this morning after she had been cockadoodle dooed.
cockadoodle dooed by King Cobra 31 December 4, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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