Cocknard

A dopey looking but pretentious individual

The guy at Delvin dropoff services is a total cocknard

by a-bizzo-bizzo March 28, 2011

Cockhard

Something extremely difficult/tough or physically rugged and unbreakable.

Can be used to for both physical and mental descriptions.

ex 1:
Dave: Damn, I think I failed that test man, it was cockhard!
Ray: No, you're just stupid.

ex 2:
Dave: My shoulder hurts ever since you body-slammed me on that cockhard floor!

by badkarma927 June 3, 2007

cocksnard

Told to some who is being a Stupid Dick.

I can't believe you just did that to me. You are such a Cocksnard!

by Corrosion King April 13, 2014

Cockhardy

Describes a guy who has a hardy cock

Bro can go all night with that thing. He's hella cockhardy!

by Xaime May 4, 2016

cocktard

A girl that has no idea what to do with a dick

suzie's such a cocktard, she was biting me all night

by Jimbo December 12, 2003

cockward silence

An awkward silence between two men where one man's masculinity is in question.

When Dave pulled up to my house in a minivan, there was a long cockward silence.

by Vinny Porrello January 4, 2008

cocktard slave

This person is a flamming homosexual who loves the cock, they are mildly retarded, and they are cock slaves for their cock master

Fredrich J. Massimi is a faggtarded cocktard slave!

by Pissed at Homoz March 12, 2003