Cockherder 

(cock-herd-er)
-noun

1. Any individual making a conscious effort to have all-male get togethers.

2. A gay male who engages in all-male orgies.

Trisomy21 and ianhall77 are a couple of cockherders looking for a sausage beating.

Cockherder by Hellaphunt November 1, 2008

cockhoarder 

1. An individual who has an insatiable urge to be surrounded and/or filled by cocks.

2. A girl who in effect plays the role reversal game of trying to get any many cocks as possible.

Hey Todd, do you know that this area of Belguim is famous for cockhoarding?

That girl is the biggest cockhoarder we know, she is more like one of the guys, except that she gets laid all the time.

I see you cockhoarder!

cockhoarder by nolabexar August 29, 2009

cockbender

a very hard sexual position that usually requires some type of gymnastics skills

Yea I'd like to reverse piledrive her, but I haven't figured out the right moves yet - Yea dude, it's a real cockbender

cockbender by Jesus3 October 23, 2007

cockwelder

1. a heinously counterproductive and forgetful landlord; who usually DOES NOT give a flying fuck about the needs of the tenants
2. one who welds cock

1. The dishwasher is broken and we haven't had a front door for 3 months. I told cockwelder about that shit last year. Plus cockwelder keeps forgetting to pick up my rent cheque. HEY COCKWELDER, FUCK YOU!
2. The cockwelder was working hard all night on his/her latest batch of wrought iron cocks.

cockwelder by Chuck the Bearer of Truth October 20, 2005

cockbender

A male or female, who for some reason cannot get enough cock and will go to extremes to get as much as possible in an undetermined amount of time.

Vinnie said, it's like Dorothy has been on a cockbender for the last five years.

cockbender by MistressDonnaoftheDark November 7, 2012

Cockheiser 

When a large male props one leg up on a chair or table and thrusts his crotch into a teenaged girls face. The man then thrusts in and out of the girls face, making odd clicking noises with his mouth. The noises increase in their volume and frequency. After climaxing, the clicking slowly stops, the man backs off, and then tries to smoke a piece of black board chalk. The whole ordeal takes place in a school, and all parties are fully clothed, just adding to the trauma of the recipient.

Example 1:
Person 1:"Oh my god! Is that a machine gun fire?! What's that clicking?"
Person 2:"No, someone's just getting the Cockheiser."

Example 2:
Person 1:"I feel so...violated. A large sweaty Jewish man just came up, and thrust his crotch into my face while clicking his tongue like a mad man!"
Person 2:"Bitch, you got COCKHEISERED!"

Cockheiser by Virgil Caine May 5, 2005

cockheaded imbecile 

1. A person who's head is swollen into giant cock form; a moron.

2. A term of endearment.

1. Sally: Jimmy told me he loves me.
Tina: Stop talking to him, he's a cockheaded imbecile.
2. She's adorable. She's my cockheaded imbecile.

cockheaded imbecile by abovetherain March 14, 2017