cockner

A little person with a head that looks like the tip of a penis (ollonborre)

Look at that guy! He is such a cockner
Casper's plastic surgery made him look like a cockner!

by cocksterbitch2019 February 26, 2018

cocknection

when two brohs have a sudden connection in the galaxy & it is completely unplanned. this is the ultimate level of broh stage

Yo jordan & darsh just had the most tightest cocknection

by BrickJona$ August 7, 2017

cocker

cocker_ my friend , mate , pal.

Alright cocker, {or even alright cock} means alright mate? how are you? I have seen some {possibly} American posts on here saying cock/cocker is a rude name or derogatory term, it may be overseas but here in our nations capital {London} its a traditional way to hail a dear friend.

by A London girl November 19, 2018

Cocker Docker

A large floppy-like penis

Zack: I'm sorry, but I have a bigger penis than you

Logan: No shit dude, you have a cocker docker

by Shane Whitey November 12, 2012

Cockserphobia

Cockserphobia originates from the word claustrophobia. Claustrophobia is the fear of being in a space that is too small. Cockserphobia is the fear of having more than one penis inside of you at one time.

Me: Hey Sarah want to have a threesome with two dudes this weekend?

Sarah: No I have cockserphobia...

Me: What's that?

Sarah: I'm scared of having more than one penis in me at one time.

Me: Word

by Balls out. Ya dig? January 10, 2014

matthew cockerill

This guy is an absalute tank of lad who knows what he's chatting.

You can spot a Matthew Cockerill coz he is the fittest lad you ever did see. ;)

*Girl 1 - Woo that lad is fit and i mean.... Fit

*Girl 2 - He has to be a Matthew Cockerill

by Shesamunter22 May 15, 2016

cockneck

An insult to a person who's neck resembles a penis; The neck is generally of a man, thick in stature and having prominent well pronounced viens. The best example is when this type of neck is cleanly shaven and is met with a thick wall of chest hair.

Did you see the game on the weekend ? That new player has the best cockneck I have ever seen, you could set your watch to it.

by Cock Neck July 24, 2012