Cockneed 

Adj. The inverse of being bow legged after sex. Left with wanting and disappointment.

Still needing a cock....obviously a different one.

“I left his place cockneed cause he couldn’t the job done”
“Girl that guy last night was fine! Yeah but that two pump pinky chump left me cockneed.”

Cockneed by Ratchet_Tinker April 28, 2021

Cockweeder 

A person who raises and sells chickens)

"Does this town have a cockweeder?"
"Yeah, ole man Jim down the road is a cockweeder."

Cockweeder by Cat_ears June 1, 2021

cockweed 

THE BEST comeback ever. It cannot be beat. Not even by cock juggling thunder cunt.

Trey: you asswipe.
Ashley: stop being a cockweed.
Trey: oh damn, you win.

cockweed by Ashley! July 25, 2006

cockfeeder 

Someone who wasn't breastfed by his mother. He was cockfed by his father.

Cockfeeder: You can't sit at the head of the table. That place is reserved for my dad.

cockfeeder by Stoole July 29, 2017

cockweed 

pubic hair, usually used in a derogatory manner

Jeff, I hate you; you're such a cockweed

cockweed by Achilleus May 5, 2006

Cocknee 

Derived from the English words cock and knee.
1.) Used as an exclamatory when feeling afraid. Mostly from UFO's and termites.

2.) Can be used to name a pet, such as a toy poodle.

1.A) Oh cocknee its a gosh durn UFO!!!

1.B) Holy cocknee termites are everywhere! Get the fuck out bitch!

2.) Haha Cocknee is such a weird looking animal.

Cocknee by David February 28, 2005

cocknerd

Noun - A person who is intellectually devoted to obtaining knowledge and sharing of facts related to the penis thereby rendering them socially inept.

Verb - To tweak out on a penis.

Adam was telling me random facts about whale penis. It was so awkward. He is such a cocknerd.

She is cocknerding over Lee's dick

cocknerd by waehu May 23, 2020