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Cockneed 

Adj. The inverse of being bow legged after sex. Left with wanting and disappointment.

Still needing a cock....obviously a different one.
“I left his place cockneed cause he couldn’t the job done”
“Girl that guy last night was fine! Yeah but that two pump pinky chump left me cockneed.”
Cockneed by Ratchet_Tinker April 28, 2021
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Cockweeder 

A person who raises and sells chickens)
"Does this town have a cockweeder?"
"Yeah, ole man Jim down the road is a cockweeder."
Cockweeder by Cat_ears June 1, 2021
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cockweed 

THE BEST comeback ever. It cannot be beat. Not even by cock juggling thunder cunt.
Trey: you asswipe.
Ashley: stop being a cockweed.
Trey: oh damn, you win.
cockweed by Ashley! July 25, 2006

cockfeeder 

Someone who wasn't breastfed by his mother. He was cockfed by his father.
Cockfeeder: You can't sit at the head of the table. That place is reserved for my dad.
cockfeeder by Stoole July 29, 2017

cockweed 

pubic hair, usually used in a derogatory manner
Jeff, I hate you; you're such a cockweed
cockweed by Achilleus May 5, 2006
Derived from the English words cock and knee.
1.) Used as an exclamatory when feeling afraid. Mostly from UFO's and termites.

2.) Can be used to name a pet, such as a toy poodle.
1.A) Oh cocknee its a gosh durn UFO!!!

1.B) Holy cocknee termites are everywhere! Get the fuck out bitch!

2.) Haha Cocknee is such a weird looking animal.
Cocknee by David February 28, 2005
Noun - A person who is intellectually devoted to obtaining knowledge and sharing of facts related to the penis thereby rendering them socially inept.

Verb - To tweak out on a penis.
Adam was telling me random facts about whale penis. It was so awkward. He is such a cocknerd.

She is cocknerding over Lee's dick
cocknerd by waehu May 23, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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