cockito

a recently coined word by the latinos meaning small cock

let's observe:
latina: oh, baby let's make love
some asian: sure mamita
latina: oh no, this won't do, you have a cockito

by Mr.Guy_Boyman February 12, 2015

Cockitude

To be in the state of ignorant bliss strutting ones junk not giving a fuck.

I say Jane , look at Mr Darcy in his banana hammock strutting his male pride giving zero fucks . His Cockitude knows no bounds

by Shatbuff July 12, 2019

cocktoonist

A person that draws cocks everywhere.

After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.

by tenesmus June 1, 2018

Cockstockton

The act of being a wingman for a friend. Assisting a friend with a male or female.
OR
The act of stealing ones partner or hopeful partner. The opposite of a wingman

Man to friend: "Thanks for being a Cockstockton. That helped me land that."
OR
Man to friend: "Stop acting like a Cockstockton."
Derived from the former Utah Jazz player John Stockton who was known for his record setting amount of both steals and assists.

by matty new January 24, 2009

Cocktor

A doctor that uses big medical jargon to demonstrate that they went to medical school and you did not.

Doc: "Looks like you are suffering from Myalgic Encephalomyelitis."
Patient: "Oh my gosh, am I dying? How long do I have to live?"
Doc: "Naw, you're fine! You're just tired all the time."
Patient: "You're such a cocktor."

by moreritz January 20, 2015

Cockivore

n. - a person whose diet consists mainly of male genitalia, particularly the phallus. Also known as a cock-gobbler. Has been known to prowl local dive bars in search of genitalia of all sizes and shapes.

We saw a cockivore last night at the bar and knew we were all had a chance of being the target.

by ms headmaster December 28, 2009

cockitchy

1)A short ass rat bitch who lies.
2) Cockitchy is a lying little rat if u don't love him that on jah

3) Pussy detectives bf
gay

"Filthy Cockitchy kin"

by ahastinky October 20, 2019